I don’t have a hard time believing this.
Crows are incredibly smart, and are not praised enough for the fact they can mimic human voices.
todays bird
AnasAbdin
hello vonnie
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
Stranger Things
styofa doing anything
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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d e v o n
Jules of Nature
wallacepolsom
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I don’t have a hard time believing this.
Crows are incredibly smart, and are not praised enough for the fact they can mimic human voices.
Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop
star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho
that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse
try the synthpop again
Here’s the new alignment chart for the gays
you want a Fucking boddle of wadder?
2018 Meme Predictions
replying to articles about the last cutting edge tech with “but can i eat it? is it edible?”
rickrolling but “never gonna give you up” is dubbed over news stories about various political figures resigning
“that’s not a horse”
[australian yelling]
“she’s not available for comment”
plato’s allegory of the cave
mailing sledgehammers
describing things as “vorpal”
applying the same filter to a photo 12 times
moleman from the simpsons
for some reason i read this as a list of favourite memes from 2017 and my brain fabricated detailed memories of almost every single one of them
Finally did a danny phantom cosplay! Gonna try to get some full-body pictures later
drive thru davekat based off of this
took way longer than i needed to
for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada
@willinq is this u
yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit* me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me
gemsona
fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y
OFF was the model of video game fandoms on this site. it was a good, free game, it spawned a month or two of fanart and ships and theorizing, there wasnt any Discourse to speak of, and then the fandom disappeared without a trace
Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop
star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho
that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse
try the synthpop again
barkeep: whatll it be fellas
fella 1: give me a bloody mary
fella 2: bloody mary
bloody mary in the mirror behind the bar: come on come on come on
fella 3: ill have the same
does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality
more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It
okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now
The signs when tired
Sleep for 30 hours: Taurus, Gemini, Aquarius
Fights through it: Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn
Starts to hallucinate: Pisces, Leo, Aries
Gets real touchy about everything: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius
imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth
imagine
now realize that this is what bees have done to us
Me: waiting for any form of public transport
Rain: starts
Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧