Pizza Jesus

he/they french, russian + english undisputed king of breakfast food

[gravegospel]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

yall know what a dorcopsis is?

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

kangaroo corrupted by dark forces

[ejacutastic]

that's an italian greyhound

[red-twist]

me

[catcrumb]

[arandomguy163]

god uhhh

been a while lol

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

imitate bird squawk to better understand them.

[holographicfatpikachu]

governments asleep post fat pikachu

[holographicfatpikachu]

ROUND 2

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

LEGEND

[arandomguy163]

I need to be revising for my Russian grammar test tomorrow but I got distracted by figuring out how to say “give me 50,000 fucking bees”

[angelicguy]

if you told me this was a picture of some middle america algebra teacher i would absolutely believe you

[zsnes]

if you told me this was a picture of ron perlman i would absolutely believe you

[hodlmyvodka]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

E N E R G Y

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kedreeva]

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

[spomincica]

I train all my cats to be chatty and yesterday I saw one of them on the stairs and I said “hey Nala, what’s up” and she meowed super quietly so I said “sorry, can you enunciate” and swear to god she looked at me and yell meowed for a full half a minute

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[kantstudies]

i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today

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literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website