L o w l a n d s

Er is nog zoveel te doen-- Ah, tourist. Welcome to the Netherlands. Try not to be too annoying. {| indy fem!Ned |} {|selective|}

[deredere]

dark Google, give me illegal How It's Made episodes

[busket]

[plasticdynasty]

Difficult Questions for Muses

(Please remember to use trigger warnings as and when necessary)

Do you think that you’re a good person?

Do others like you? Do you want others to like you?

What do you think others like or admire about you?

How do you know when you’re in love? (romantic or platonic)

Would you or have you ever killed? What would drive you to kill? 

Do you think that killing is ever justified?

Have you ever done anything that you feel to be very morally wrong?

Should all people be treated as equal, and have the same rights?

If you committed a crime, would you accept punishment willingly?

Is suicide ever the right choice?

Is euthanasia ever the right choice?

Is it right to have an intimate relationship with somebody you don’t love?

What could make you break your own moral code? 

Have you ever doubted your own beliefs? (Spiritual, philosophical)

Would you always be loyal to your loved ones even if they wronged you?

What would you consider a fate worse than death?

Why do you love the person or people you love? (romantic or platonic)

Do you agree with capital punishment?

Could you ever forgive your worst enemy?

What would you like to achieve before you die?

[justitixcolumbia-deactivated201]

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction

[onskoudekikkerland]

i found it again

[onskoudekikkerland]

[ flicks her hair out of her eyes ]

What a divine use of my time.

[onskoudekikkerland]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[onskoudekikkerland]

here it is

[onskoudekikkerland]

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

There’s not an immediate answer, but a groan pulled from her lips.After a moment she sits up to accept the much needed cup of coffee. “Yes, absolutely.”

carolinus-rex

[onskoudekikkerland]

sutmindolk

Hoi, stranger.

Kan het zijn dat ik U ken?

[onskoudekikkerland]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[paternarchives-deactivated20170]

          “I won’t.” He replies simply, placing a cup of steaming fresh brew before her. “You can complain to me all you’d like however.” He’s so used to acting like he’s okay–even around those that he considers close as family–especially in front of them. “I’ll have to come by and see your garden. You know I love gardening. Gives me something to do.” He makes a tea for himself and sits beside her, folding his head into his arms on the table. 

[onskoudekikkerland]

“You don’t have all day to hear me complain. I can go on for hours.” She knew that he must be lonely. She could see it in his eyes, in the longing that he gave off. Lieve gave a small sigh as she took her mug and cupped it between her palms to warm them, blowing the steam that rose from the center to cool it. “You could come by, yes. At least give me a day and time and I’ll work you in.” A woman who loved her schedule almost too much. “I don’t mind showing it off.” Award winning and her pride. “You seem... well.”

[hyggeligtikulden-blog]

Am I interrupting? Although…with how busy you look, maybe you could use being interrupted. 

[onskoudekikkerland]

[ snorts and sets the paper aside ] You are, but that’s fine. I can use the break. Coffee, in fact. Would you like a cup?

[onskoudekikkerland]

[ she's standing by the sprinkler in the back yard, enjoying the cool water spray, not entirely concerned with how childish it may appear ]

[onskoudekikkerland]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[onskoudekikkerland]

€

[guesswhoitsgone]

my favorite thing ever is immortal characters getting stabbed/disembowled/otherwise fatally injured and treating it as like a v minor inconvenience like “dammit not again fuck” 

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

[onskoudekikkerland]

hyggeligtikulden [ looks over her paper ] Good evening. [ and back up ]