such selfish prayers.

shan.

[onthemenjay]

This shitshow election brought me back to tumblr and all my favourite people are still here posting hilarious stuff that is soothing my soul & it makes me SO happy 🥺💕💕💕

[infinitimatti]

If neo nazis feel unsafe, that means society is doing its god damn job. Neo Nazis should not feel comfortable anywhere. 

[captainxandis]

All 👏 Nazis 👏 Are 👏 Bad 👏 Nazis 👏 👏

[otarsus]

[papertownsy]

[malelavellan]

[vh1]

[weavemama]

[nbcsnl]

Who will it be?

[chrisevnsass]

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[michonnegrimes]

Martin Sheen’s President Josiah Bartlet was named the Best Pop Culture President of All Time by Entertainment Weekly

“I think if Martin Sheen ran this year, he would have won in a landslide over Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. For EW.com, President Bartlet is our supreme leader.” - Christopher Rosen, EW.com Editor

[whitesunlars]

Every time Trump says that “nobody” has more respect for women than he does I can’t help but agree with him. He is right. The Greek hero, Odysseus, also known as Nobody to the cyclopes Polyphemus, who traveled through dangerous waters and struggled for ten years to return to his wife does indeed have more respect for woman than Trump does.

[sandandglass]

Lewis Black - Black To The Future

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[film-bruh]

[dajo42]

im gonna mix a can of red bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while kids by mgmt plays in the background so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul