Pls listen to weed dad english fellas
God fucking bless all you Brits, MUAH.
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Pls listen to weed dad english fellas
God fucking bless all you Brits, MUAH.
british wizards be like, “omg hogwarts is the best wizarding school in the world” oh really? well beauxbatons didn’t have lord fucking voldemort on campus every other year
je suis sick of this shit
moi fucking too
énorme mood
sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook does
one year ago today you posted: “i wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"
Uber is one helluva drug
There’s no Grindr pill. Heteronormativity never sleeps.
*throwing back .psd pills like theres no tomorrow*
Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.
Me:
CAPTCHA 1: check this box
CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers
CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it
CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life
CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me
Some of the Trump protest signs in Glasgow:
All excellent work by everyone involved.
Thank you, Glasgow. ✊❤
Y'all’re insane lmao
these are so fucking funny oh my god. why do you think holding up shitty signs all the way over there is going to change anything. why do you care, it’s not even your country.
also how does everyone not know that the russian prostitute peeing thing was entirely fabricated by one guy on 4chan sending a picture of a list he printed out to buzzfeed who then ran the story without looking into it any further
please grow a brain
Maybe one day Scots will learn how to speak English but clearly today isnt that day
Maybe one day you’ll learn about dialects. I just checked my watch, looks like I’ve got just enough time to waste to teach you.
The way Scottish people speak English is a dialect, and it actually varies somewhat depending upon the part of Scotland they are from. Dialects are linguistic varieties which may differ in pronunciation, vocabulary, spelling and grammar.
Dialects can be defined as “sub-forms of languages which are, in general, mutually comprehensible”. English speakers from different countries and regions use a variety of different accents, as well as various localized words and grammatical constructions; many different dialects can be identified based on these factors. Dialects can be classified at broader or narrower levels: within a broad national or regional dialect, various more localized sub-dialects can be identified, and so on. The combination of differences in pronunciation and use of local words may make some English dialects almost unintelligible to speakers from other regions.
The major native dialects of English are often divided by linguists into three general categories: the British Isles dialects, those of North America, and those of Australasia. Dialects can be associated not only with place, but also with particular social groups. Within a given English-speaking country, there will often be a form of the language considered to be Standard English – the Standard Englishes of different countries differ, and each can itself be considered a dialect. Standard English is often associated with the more educated layers of society. This means that when you sneer over someone’s dialect and insist that their use of it means that they cannot speak the language, despite an obvious mutual comprehension, you are not only discriminating based on their origin, you are also doing so based upon perceived class and education level, which can make your comment range from xenophobia and classism to overt racism. AKA, not good. There are layers to comments like that. Let’s go ahead and chat about the three general categories! British Isles Dialects. How many dialects do you think there are in the UK? There are 30+ in England alone!
There are more dialects in the world than there are languages, and none of them are incorrect – on the contrary, language exists merely because it is a widely accepted set of meanings given to objects, actions, and ideas. If everyone understands what you’re saying, your words spoken are just as valid as anyone else’s, which is why when brand new slang comes out, and different meanings are assigned to words, it’s absolutely not incorrect. Language is dynamic, it changes with the needs of the populace.
If it didn’t, you wouldn’t be speaking English right now, you’d be speaking a form of German called Anglo-Saxon, and writing in runes called Futhorc (Elder Futhark to be precise, which came from Germanic Tribes. Younger Futhark comes from Nordic Countries) which was replaced by a version of the Latin alphabet introduced by Irish missionaries in the 9th century.
English is a West Germanic language that originated from Anglo-Frisian dialects brought to Britain in the mid 5th to 7th centuries AD by Anglo-Saxon settlers from what is now northwest Germany, west Denmark and the Netherlands, displacing the Celtic languages that previously predominated.
Celtic languages were actually spoken all the way down into the Iberian Penninsula, but many were snuffed out, and the non-English people in the UK still have to struggle to keep what parts of their original languages they can. So how about instead of asking them to speak English which, btw , they were, as it was perfectly comprehensible Scottish English…. how about you stop being a gatekeeper for a language that is so widespread and dynamic that there are literally dialects of it in most parts of the world?
Oh shit, would you look at what time it is?!
Ahaha, great job there.
“And lo, I saw a rider on a pale horse, and the rider was death.”
Waiting 5 seconds to skip an ad is OK but waiting 5 seconds for an unskippable ad to finish is infuriating.
What a difference the Power of Choice makes.
literally anyone in the lord of the rings: oh geez we’re getting overwhelmed…we can’t hold the enemy back much longer…
legolas:
people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted
I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.
A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
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convert your office into a horrible disaster
This should be what nsfw means