Because cats.

What you think he said:

Vs what he actually said:

Phillip took both of the horses.

Even tho in this pic we see him walking away from one of them.

Props for thinking ahead in case Mulan or even Aurora tried to tail him but still.

Also good on him for somehow getting past Mulan. Speaking of, where the fuck was she when he did that? She kinda just… disappeared. Foreshadowing her disappearance from their lives and the life of the show jk but not really

At least he got them to share?

#Sarah Bolger #wrong blog goddammit #but worth it!

sarahbolger My spin class…

OOC: Phillip Jr will now be known as Pip

because naming her son after her off-screen but presumed still living betrothed/hubby/who knows tbh was clearly the smartest and most original thing the writers could come up for such neglected characters.

#they squandered any potential the sleeping beauty cast had #and Mulan but now's not the time #and I will never forgive them for it #by giving them so little and taking so much #and the only thing they showed not only fucked up continuity #but broke their own fucking rules #I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now #so many characters got backstory #why did they fuck up so badly with sleeping beauty?#screw Stefan I want Briar Rose #I want to know who'd play her #what kind of relationship did Aurora have with her parents?#who did she get her anger issues from?#was she a daddy's girl? was she Rose's little girl?#I want Rose's relationship with Maleficent and what happened with that #I want Maleficent and Lily bonding because everything is better with dragons #I WANT ANSWERS #FUCK YOU ADAM AND EDDIE #okay and just cuz I'm mad now it's Mulan's turn #is her motivation still intact?#I want details on that Ogre War she was in #what other wars has she fought?#I want her traveling with Phillip and him telling her stories about Aurora even when she's like 'no bro it's fine I don't need to hear it'#I WANT MULAN TRAVELING WITH AURORA #THEM PROTECTING EACH OTHER IN THEIR OWN WAYS #AURORA'S SHARP TONGUE AND MULAN'S LESBIAN SWORD #I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW UGH #I mean I guess that's the point of fanfic and the like...#but... I like acknowledgement...#wow I went from salty to mad to sad all in one I need to stop

yeah I’M STILL SALTY.

AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.

I LOVE THEM.

oocprincessofdawn

hey guys i memed

#this has been on my mind for a long time lol

Fancast Alyson Hannigan as Queen Briar Rose?

She and Sarah could totally be mother and daughter.

Also if we give the characters the ages of the actresses, Rose would’ve given birth to Aurora around 16-17. And what major event in her life happened then?

Maleficent’s curse.

Which, ofc, Stefan undoes, and I’m assuming they marry pretty soon after that. And we don’t know if Day exists here, prolly not he does for me :D story ideas! but assuming he doesn’t, there’s another character to look out for. Who could play Aurora’s twin?

oocprincessofdawn

please tell me someone else agrees

#she's so hot #help me #Sarah Bolger

Sarah Bolger photographed by Tiziano Lugli

#Sarah Bolger #look at this perfection #this real life Disney Princess #smol bean #I love her #I will protect her with my life

I don’t have the Snapchat.

fuckyeahsarahbolger

Makeup by that Sister of mine

#Sarah Bolger #unnnffffff

#Sarah Bolger #look at this cutie patootie

It meows!

Aesthetic for @just-an-outlaw‘s amazing Dark!Aurora fic in which Aurora becomes The Dark One.

“You are afraid to die?” “Yes, everyone is.” “But to die as lovers may—to die together, so that they may live together. Girls are caterpillars when they live in the world, to be finally butterflies when the summer comes; but in the meantime there are grubs and larvae, don’t you see—each with their peculiar propensities, necessities and structures…”

—Carmilla, J. Sheridan le Fanu

#i made a thing

#Sarah Bolger #what is she doing?#she's fabulous doing it tho

📸: Carissa Ferreri

TO BE SHADY OR NOT TO BE SHADY THAT IS THE QUESTION

you haunt me in my dreams but it’s all i want to see you’re the oxygen i need yet i can’t b r e a t h e

#I made a thing

#Sarah Bolger #look at this cutie patootie

freifraufischer

If OUAT characters had tumblrs what would they blog about?

Regina would blog about Henry and he’d be mortified.

Emma would blog pictures of food.

Snow’s blog would be pictures of birds.

Hook would blog about ships and cool pirate things.

David’s would be a sports blog.

Zelena would blog about how her blog is better than Regina’s blog.

Belle would post book recs.

Henry would blog about everyone else.

The Dark One doesn’t blog.

I think Regina would have some baking stuff on her blog. Who gets the annoying anons in their ask box?

saxgoddess25

Regina. Definitely Regina.

Instead of llamas for ridiculous asks, would she post pics of different horses?

darthmelyanna

She would also post recipes for lunatics.

freifraufischer

Are you guys basically implying I am Regina?

darthmelyanna

Just that Regina would blog like you.

Not sure it was really implied.

saxgoddess25

@dameednaeverage‘s tags really should be added to this…

#all the anons come from zelena#snow sends Regina anonymous compliments to balance out the anon hate

All the anon hate coming from Zelena is delightful. :D

dameednaeverage

She’s really bad at it though. Like “your hair is stupidly gorgeous” and “henry is waaaay too smart. Too well-raised”

queen-of-the-merry-men

I feel like Belle would have a classic literature fandom blog that’s just nothing but meta analysis.

Regina would discuss the literature, but on anon so no one knows she’s a book nerd too (even though everyone totally knows that Regina is a book nerd)

queen-of-the-merry-men

Zelena would be anonymously sending her purposely wrong lit interpretations just because she knows it’ll lead to Belle writing an angry three page rant on why she’s wrong.

Something like: “I personally don’t feel Pride and Predjudice is a very feminist tale. It’s just another story about a girl who wants to get married.”

And Belle just… goes… off.