I’m so sorry but people who have posts about a ton of drinking on their hinge profile is such a turn off. Like the 8am Saturday 1 beer- 9am Saturday 15 beers like that’s not attractive? Like if you drink a lot just click that box don’t like make a haha funny. Like does that work for anyone actually? It just seems kinda icky? There’s nothing else you do on the weekends? You could even say you go out and party in so many other cute quirky ways.

















