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#IT'S NEVER LOUMANDOVER

vomits

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

razzlebathrobe

Lobby Card for The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)

videolottery

#his entire existence in season two makes me cackle #what are we even doing #but with love !

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

does anyone else really dislike communities (the feature) or am I just being hateful

I just wanna reblog stuff without joining 20 million different things ughhhhh

alanaisalive

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

iguanamouth

oh shit

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

alanaisalive

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

striving-artist

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sluttypatrickstar

i am never going to be good at cryptic crosswords but i am going to smash my head against them for as long as i enjoy it

twoheadedchloe

the corner of my bedroom that i think i might wither and die in

thatorchias

pull them by their teeth.

— thatorchias

feverinmybones

Sun Bleached Flies

moon-meerkat

never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"