George

Good afternoon I am in the office today

[joyousjoyfuljoyness]

I'm back!

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Reported!

[paranoid-artist]

No because this is how they would literally eat one

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Facts

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was somehow able to see ghosts as their younger selves (like 20s or so). One of them was George Washington, who asked me out and proceeded to age into how he’d look present day and screamed at me when I said no.

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Some time it’s okay to keep secrets to ourselves🫶

[paranoid-artist]

Lafayette yearns for the goulash.

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Who leaked this?!?!

[crazy-shits-post]

When Washington would call his soldiers, did he say "pack it up skittle squad" while John and Alexander made-out in the corner as Lafayette did splits or did I just make it up

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Um no actually. Sorry this is um a touchy subject but yes it did happen um and yeah! Merry Christmas everyone!!!🎅🧑‍🎄🤶

[valend]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Pls don’t shower just for me but for ALL of us🫶 - George Washington

[otdhistoricalbirthdays]

Happy Birthday Lucien Bonaparte! (May 21, 1775)

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Happy late late birthday to my super talented and sweet French brother from another mother😊(I was always jelly of your damn curly wurly sideburns)

[read-marx-and-lenin]

[Link to tweet]

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Cap

[meiubesti]

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Someone get this boy in the White House

[amaranthmori]

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Hey everyone been a hot minute. Kinda hot in the pits of hell hahaha 😝. I just wanted to tell my story on being a secret gay president.

It all started when I wanna say uhhh like when I was young I think i don’t really know but ummm yeah so I had an affair with my main guard 💂‍♂️. He was a fun guy I guess but he just wanted more but I couldn’t you know? It’s just huh so like frustrating I was such a pussy I should have married him instead of hanging him. Anyways sorry for the vent🫶. Let me know your stories and thoughts about mine.

[therealabrahamlincon]

Hey guys it’s been a hot minute my bad was freeing the slaves. Anywho I kinda wanna talk abt the election…I feel like all my hard work is gonna go down the drain….Mary and I are talking abt moving to the Bronx. Would we be accepted there?

[oofficialgeorgewashington]

Hey Ab! I heard about the election and can I just say I am somewhat confused. I thought that when I was office I would have put a positive impact on our country but I am just disgusted. Free the slaves! We need more freedom to be able to live in our skins and not be afraid! Can’t wait to vote again! We also lowkey need more emojis but that was off topic! Anyways I recommend moving to OBlock! Lots of Love!!!

[marcus-junius-brutus15]

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

Currently: fighting for the roman empire, omw to becoming a senator!

Account ran by @blorbusshmorbus

[julius-caeser]

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

[dubiousmints]

I love Shakespeare you guys have no idea

[anonymous-transhetmasc]

I hate opening this app every five minutes and seeing no new notifications god I'm such a little attention whore

[sofiewilde]

“Saint Valentine is past. Lovers, to bed; ‘tis almost fairy time.” William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream