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Me: Hello tummyblr. Please show me some tummy.

App: [AI pro-anna]

Me: ugh. No. Block.

App: [trans furry feet]

Me: I don’t want to yuck y’all’s yum… but none of those are especially interesting to me. And in combination, I just feel confused. And the pose has the foot almost completely blocking the tummy. I mean, come on.

App: [a foot furry trans community]

Me: And we can’t have feedist communities? [I unilaterally block all communities as a matter of principle]

App: [thinly veiled incest single entendre]

Me: [force closes app]

#alliwantedwassometummy #whyisiteasiertopeekthejunkthanpeekthetummy?

funnier-as-a-feedist

Truly sucks how badly written a lot of feedism fics I come across are. It is insanely hard to get comfy when the author has zero knowledge on what the fetish is

Lol. Lmao even. Feedism fics are some of the best fanfic I've read. Feedism is actually the first example of online fanfic I discovered. There are some genuinely excellent original work feedism fics out there that could be full length novels. I'm not sure what you mean by "badly written"- bad grammar, bad characterization, bad storytelling, or a bad representation of healthy communication and negotiation between characters. I've read excellent feedism where it was entirely devoid of any mention of feedism as a known fetish, where it's just two freaks indulging each other. Nonconsensually even. In messy, unrealistic ways. I've read great feedism that is hyper aware of kink meta and brings this narrative into the story. I think you can write good (I mean good as well-characterized, compelling, erotic, grammatically correct) feedism fic without being familiar with feedism. Good kink negotiation isn't necessary for a good story. If you only want good kink negotiation, good for you! I can see how that would be a little difficult to find. I would find a few examples of well-written fics that you like, go to the author's page, and read their bookmarks. Read the bookmarks of the people who have commented (positively) on their works. That's kind of a diy algorithm. There's also tutorials out there to get the most out of your additional tag filtering.

Others feel free to rb with your favorite feedism fics to prove anon wrong!

oomphaloskepsis

Reblogging for “totally normal” and not “future research” reasons.

hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

oomphaloskepsis

- being a muscle

Long and long ago, YouTube uploads were limited to like ten minutes max. For some time, I fantasized about a series that was just a wall with a clock and a girl in front of a table with a not-likely-to-finish-in-ten-minutes amount of food on it. Girl starts eating at the start of the video and finishes all of the food just as the video ends exactly ten minutes later. No voice over, no music, no commentary, no pauses, no belly rubs. Just a girl and her camera and her pile of donuts. Or burgers. Or pizza. Or Chinese takeout.

moomoomaruu

Medical marijuana

Medical margarita

Medical meatloaf

oomphaloskepsis

#increase the dosage

xalatath

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

oomphaloskepsis

@funnier-as-a-feedist

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

adultjellybellies

@funnier-as-a-feedist

funnier-as-a-feedist

Posts that are funnier as a feedist

oomphaloskepsis

Just sayin’. With the right person every chicken sandwich is an erotic chicken sandwich.

ranni-thewitch

divert all power to the funk engine

#KyloRenYellingMore.gif

fattyboytheo

Seeing this is kinda funny, didn’t know Tumblr felt like this.. me too tho

@funnier-as-a-feedist accurate?

funnier-as-a-feedist

Social media platforms that are funnier as a feedist

marxism-leninism-utenaism

theres definitely a line of thought ive noticed in liberal circles and in media and stuff where they think that bad stuff works and is true but is just bad for some moral reason.

but the thing is that this stuff is just factually wrong. eugenics doesnt work. race science isnt true. theyre morally wrong, yes, but theyre also factually incorrect, ideas that are deployed in service of monstrous ideology despite the fact that they simply arent true.

and its a major impediment to effectively combating these ideas, because if you concede their premises, you have already given ground to your enemies.

funnier-as-a-feedist

This is also true about fatphobia. It's not enough to combat fatphobes by saying "no matter how fat someone is, they are still deserving of love and respect". We also need to assert that diet culture is pseudoscience. For the majority of people, long-term weight loss is not possible. Obesity is caused by a variety of factors, including genetic and environmental. Health and weight loss are not synonymous.

Is there anything quite as Houston as a boudin kolache for breakfast?

#it’s got jalapeños too (of course)

extra-stout-stories-deactivated

Most people don't get turned on by food.

Most people don't get a little kick of excitement when they add a donut to their morning coffee routine, and a second donut to their coffee routine after lunch. Most people don't treat the supermarket bakery aisle like it's low-key porn, flipping over packages to look at the calorie counts and just imagining. Most people don't get a knee-buckling thrill when they get home from vacation and see an entire box of Christmas cookies that they'd forgotten about, waiting for them in the kitchen, all for them, that they know they're going to eat in one sitting.

But you're not like most people. And the more you give into those cravings, the stronger they get...

oomphaloskepsis

Gather round children, its story time.

About a millions years ago, I was engaging in a little long distance sexy talk with my first sexual partner. I was debating the merits of eating whipped cream or chocolate sauce off of various parts of her anatomy and her doing similar for me.

She thought both sounded gross. Both as feeder and feedee.

I couldn’t imagine not being interested in such a thing.

#anyway #we broke up soon afterwards

kallietell

I love when feedees are slutty about stuffing themselves.

Are you really whining and moaning like you’re getting fucked just because you bloated yourself too full to move?

Such a whore for a good meal, aren’t you.

oomphaloskepsis

Watching a video recently with the sound off and I reflected that it is difficult to distinguish between an o-face and a prolonged belch. Doesn’t matter if it is immediately followed by a satisfied smile or an intense blush.

fronesis

I love tumblr bc it feels like im talking to a wall and sometimes the wall responds

oomphaloskepsis

For me, it feels more like yelling down a well.

plushcow

i need an excessive amount of pancakes covered in syrup shoved down me immediately 😵‍💫

#always

bluwubewwy

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

#reliable pervert #mysterious mutual

nai-z4ro-0ne

I yearn for a feedism multi-chapter fic that has a build up and a plot and a conflict and romance and all that on top of the kink

softlyspun

For a couple random recommendations:

If you're interested in just stuffing (no weight gain), @ginger-and-mint has some really cool stuff, including a multi-chapter magic university story with a stuffing-based magic system.

If you enjoy stuffing, weight gain, and intox, especially in a fantasy or historical context @fancifulbellies has some fun one-shots, and some stories with recurring characters.