Too Stressed To Be Blessed

she/her umich ‘21 political science / sociology + law, justice, & social change let’s get this tea

[thiscatisonfire]

[nostrem]

Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and I’ll still laugh every fucking time

[lauralot89]

some of you haven’t realized that improving the world is a battle of miserable inches and not something that can be done in a glorious blaze of revolution and it shows

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again:

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[sapphicseance]

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

[solarsyrup]

that wasn’t mom

[lavender-lily]

they JUST SAID it was their turn

[gogglesaurus]

this pic fucks me up every time i look at it

[owomon]

its just a big bulbasaur………

[pokedext]

I didn’t know that was possible…

[emirrart]

Thank u discord

[birdsareblooming]

Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles

[azuretheshitposter]

is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic

[khatharsis42]

He’s a bad guy, but he’s not a bad guy

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[terukie-deactivated20190831]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

[yars]

[ishtarbtch-deactivated20200428]

I think about this everyday…

[thrashzilla404]

Aromatic lithbisexual, supporter of all fandoms and punk af, bitch. Fashion doesn’t reflect a person.

[wotsukai-remaking]

How you just gon prove they point like that

[jilf]

[jilf]

[akron-squirrel]

Gain

[marisatomay]

if you told me on election night 2016 that in 2020 under an impeached-but-acquitted trump administration, 115,000+ would be dead and 44 million unemployed from a global pandemic, and during pride month 2020, while the pandemic still rages on basically unchecked, they would roll back protections against medical and insurance discrimination of lgbtq people on the anniversary of the pulse massacre, a week before he gives a speech on race in tulsa on juneteenth, two weeks after he teargassed protesters who were outside the white house fighting to end police brutality and racism, i would have said, “why do you think i’m crying so hard i can barely breathe.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tepkunset]

All these people who are worried we’re “erasing history” by taking down Victorian statues are going to lose their damn minds when they hear about how much history was violently destroyed by the colonizers they’re defending

[shittymoviedetails]

the universe decides to punished humanity

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn’t look like any spider i’ve ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it’s a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that’s a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren’t poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]