[ruinedchildhood]

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[bisexualwario]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[caitstadler]

[naiveasf]

[florenctts]

[chxpotle]

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nvmtee]

Mind your business

[catchymemes]

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[missilia-amorii]

[kingjaffejoffer]

The very definition of staying in your lane. 

My man came to get some Doritos and wasn’t entertaining anything else

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[lovingrot]

very sexy of me to be isolating myself and rotting into the floor

[objetocotidiano]

[frenchgirlfriend-deactivated201]

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by