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Karkat: I’M NOT

Karkat: A HOMOSEXUAL

John: What’s that mean?? :B

Headcanon time! Before Karkat met John, he used to shed only a couple of tears when he watched romcoms because he imagined himself in the situation the couples in the movie are in. Now that he has John, (they can be dating or John can be Karkat's flush crush) Karkat imagines John and himself in those situations, so he will full on sob and cry instead of only shedding a few tears and he never has and never will tell anyone. Ok bye im gonna go die crying and dreaming about this at night

this is adorable aaaaaaaaa

#headcanon #headcanons #for some reason im not being notified when people submit here booo #Anonymous

the fanfic anon was talking about was "courtship dating" on ao3 by hupsoonheng

oh wow, i totally never saw this message but IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING, ANON.

(or anyone else who was curious about it!)

#fic rec #fic #kitcatblues

Off the top of your head you wouldn't recall a fanfiction in which Karkat is a disgruntled UPS/Postal Delivery person, and john works at (I think) a frozen yogurt shop, and karkat basically falls head over heels for him and also has a lot of self image issues and they eventually hook up?

i don't recall anything like that, anon! can any followers help?

orangelemonart

THE ABSOLUTE WORST BOYFRIENDSPRIT.

#art

affectionatetea

"Fuck off," you mutter, trying to resist the urge to turn bright red.

You fail to resist the urge. That better not be a camera phone.

"Dude, that was hilarious," the asshole says.

affectionatetea

so i am completely smitten with this here fic because holy cow it is really really great and i cannot get over how much i love this John. because it is a very very lot.

#art #fic #fic rec

tamakomarket-deactivated23-blog1

John/Karkat fic rec: when the hell did I even find so many fics edition

anyways, here is a list of my favorite john/karkat fics! they’re not in any particular order, though each one has a warning about nsfw/humanstuck/those general things. there are a shitload below the cut.

tamakomarket-deactivated23-blog1

hey i know a lot of my followers are johnkats! you guys should def check this fic out! its very adorable and funny and the little hints of worldbuilding are amazing!

#fic

manicpeixesdreamgirl

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn johnkat and that’s a damn shame.

#art

dovetalemay

Soccer mom Johnkat au request for maihyuga

omg i’m sorry this took so long slkfjkljfskd it’s finals week

note that i pretty much have no knowledge of soccer moms and their mysterious ways, so i just googled it and picked the first sweatpants outfit i saw.

other note: karkat’s babysitting the arasol kiddo and john’s a single dad of casey. they play on opposing teams or something?? and sollux silkscreened karkat that shirt and makes him wear it on game days.

maihyuga-blog

YYYYYYYESSSS OH MY GOD THANK YOU~ soccer mom au <3

this makes me so happy i should make this a legit au karkats shirt is glorious, sollux you shit face you can find time to silkscreen a shirt but you cant make it to a game.