i need someone to follow me around and document my actions like im a pet clown.
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i need someone to follow me around and document my actions like im a pet clown.
I know clown husbandry is a thing, and that everyone pretends to have a pet clown, but I also think poet husbandry has the potential to be really funny as well. Just imagine keeping an overly-sentimental, long-haired, tuberculosis-ridden Romantic as a little pet.
I forgot to feed Bartholomew Francois last night, but it's fine because he wrote a five page freeverse about the woes of a starving peasant. He says that hunger is his newest muse
Every time I leave to go to work, Maximilian III cries "fare thee well" and waves his handkerchief, and when I'm gone he sits in the doorway and weeps. Can anyone give me some advice on how to help his separation anxiety?
I've noticed Count Solomon seems to struggle drinking wine from a bowl. Should I invest in a fountain for him?
im havong so many big feelings and im so low on spoons but my fucking fountain pen (my special poetry pen, pen designated for poetry and poetry alone) HAS DRIED. i have another cartridge about 3,692 miles away. i cannot write poetry with another pen.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!
It is ok to say no
Do One or More Then Reblog For Others:
Unclench your jaw.
Sit up straight...maybe stretch, too
Get something to drink (do it before hitting this button)
Get something to eat (anything. All food is good. Get it first.)
Take your meds (go take them before reblogging so you don't forget!)
Clean up the area around you real quick. You'll feel better.
Change the music to something you enjoy. You deserve to be happy.
Pause for a moment. You've been doing so much.
Just want to pass this on? That's okay, too.
Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows
empathy is stored in the eyebrows and thats why we aint got none unfortunately
actually they do. they're just bleached or it was for a tiktok trend
OK but I do genuinely believe we need to push for something like this before it's too late - and not just in digital spaces. We should have the right to peace and quiet from advertising. There should be more limits on how much and where we get advertising because otherwise it'll just become a creep of more and more until every fucking public space is lit with several billboards blasting us with ads, and the walls between spaces lined with ads, and our commutes filled with ads, and local parks sponsored by corporations to offset the cost of local councils, and so on and on and on and on. No. I need quiet. I need spaces where ads cannot touch me.
Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.
to add on: reblog if you think book bannings are absolute poppycock
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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It's pitchfork time for the fossil fuel industry. Shareholder economics is killing the entire planet for the wealth of a few.
Dots connected.
There are now over 15 million empty homes in the US, and 650,000 homeless per the very bias official numbers, or 23 houses per person
Murray Rothbard was a fascist fuck.