Opal

Ask me for anything, you won’t get a good answer <3

[opal-md]

Uhhhh my co workers joined and since I loom around the hospital enough for Cuddy to hire me for no reason I decided to join in!

Im Opal! The worst assistant to live!

House and Cuddy tolerate me enough to keep me around.

My best work is done at the printer where I collect papers.

Ooc under

Hey! I’m Dean! My main is @hannibalsnextvictim

Also have a Hannibal ask me blog @jaspersdelusion

Im a minor so don’t be weird! I’ll tolerate joking a tiny bit of flirting and funny bits but nothing serious and nothing that far.

I have the right to block anyone and ignore any asks.

Anti racism, anti homophobia, anti transphobia, anti abelism, everyone deserves rights! This should be a given! Basically anti hate

She/her

Learn more about me on my main!

NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DONT COME LOOKING FOR REAL ADVICE. Please and thank you!

[imhousingit-ohimhousingit]

I gave a patient mouse bites and they stopped living what do I do

- @opal-md

bring them back tf? there's obviously toothpicks in their asshole

[opal-md]

Fuck dude you’re right. This is why cuddy barely pays me.

[lisacuddy-md]

not the only reason....

[opal-md]

Oh really? What did I even do? *flutters eyelashes*

[imhousingit-ohimhousingit]

I gave a patient mouse bites and they stopped living what do I do

- @opal-md

bring them back tf? there's obviously toothpicks in their asshole

[opal-md]

Fuck dude you’re right. This is why cuddy barely pays me.

[imhousingit-ohimhousingit]

Why THE FUCK did I just find papers in the hallway for an order of Vicodin larger then the hospital even has? Who are you giving it to????

- @opal-md

momma gotta bring home the dough somehow

[opal-md]

I’ll take three. ❤️

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[christophermichaeltaub]

Shame on you then. Get your money elsewhere

[opal-md]

It’s not even your money pooks 💔

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Ignore Taub he sucks. #taubisoverparty

[opal-md]

Is he always this rude?

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Yes. I’ll kill him now

[opal-md]

Thank you i appreciate it!

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[christophermichaeltaub]

Shame on you then. Get your money elsewhere

[opal-md]

It’s not even your money pooks 💔

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Ignore Taub he sucks. #taubisoverparty

[opal-md]

Is he always this rude?

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Yes. I’ll kill him now

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[christophermichaeltaub]

Shame on you then. Get your money elsewhere

[opal-md]

It’s not even your money pooks 💔

[lawrenceprincekutner]

Ignore Taub he sucks. #taubisoverparty

[opal-md]

Is he always this rude?

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[christophermichaeltaub]

Shame on you then. Get your money elsewhere

[opal-md]

It’s not even your money pooks 💔

[christophermichaeltaub]

We all died and Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital is Hell.

[opal-md]

If hell is recreating the trolley problem in the parking lot then I’m happy to be here <3

[christophermichaeltaub]

Don’t.

[opal-md]

This already happened ages ago it was so fun! Chase and Wilson and house and Ava were there :3 Cuddy said not to or something but it happened!

[christophermichaeltaub]

We all died and Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital is Hell.

[opal-md]

If hell is recreating the trolley problem in the parking lot then I’m happy to be here <3

[lawrenceprincekutner]

can I have 5 bucks?

- @opal-md

Sure! :D

[christophermichaeltaub]

Stop giving away your money to people

[opal-md]

I lost a bet to house and needed the money okay?

[lisacuddy-md]

I'm going to inject a patient with dead bacteria to regress a tumour, okay? :) I'm gonna William Coley this shit.

Ava, NO. You get more like your dad each day.

[opal-md]

Can I join in? I’ll be your assistant!

[dr-avahouse]

You remind me of the babe

- @opal-md

A specific babe, or am I just a babe?

[opal-md]

The babe with the power

[alexandrovlahos]

What power?

(I do hope I’m doing this right).

[opal-md]

Power of voodoo

[dr-avahouse]

You remind me of the babe

- @opal-md

A specific babe, or am I just a babe?

[opal-md]

The babe with the power

[dr-avahouse]

Who the fuck went in my lab without my permission?

[opal-md]

well…it depends…what did you see when you got in there?

[dr-avahouse]

...My snacks are gone.

[opal-md]

well uh…what 𝘛𝘺𝘱𝘦 of snack…?

[dr-avahouse]

Who the fuck went in my lab without my permission?

[opal-md]

well…it depends…what did you see when you got in there?

[imhousingit-ohimhousingit]

would you have another kid?

thats like asking if I want another great depression

[opal-md]

House do you want another Great Depression?