MORE OF THE DRAGON BABY… My character started knitting a sweater for her <3
thanks again for @suspucious for DM’ing!
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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MORE OF THE DRAGON BABY… My character started knitting a sweater for her <3
thanks again for @suspucious for DM’ing!
OKAY NEW ACCOUNT
For continued stupidity, please follow me at CrawfordsvilleMonster!
Same content!
Same horrible customer service!
Slightly updated furnishings!
(my irritation at being probably locked out of this account evaporated when I realized the new username wasn’t taken, you guys should check the wiki page for this spectacular cryptid, it’s the best one)
MOVING
Hey guys. This account is probably fucked, because I forget the password and am locked out of my recovery email (which has likely been hacked, as I don’t recognize the security questions). I will probably have to move. Which sucks ass, since I’ve been on this account for years. Unless I can figure out my password here, I’ll be moving. It might be kinda complicated to do that, since account names are held for a period of days after being changed so I’ll need to have a different account name, but I’ll keep you guys posted.
One of these things is not like the other. (via intelsa)
This picture was posted by reddit user RetardedEdisonTwin. This is likely to be the skull of a Humpback whale.
i arrive to the club
left foot: in
left foot: out
left foot: in
left foot: shaken all about
I AM FORCIBLY TOLD THAT THAT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT
“Mmmuah!” [note: turn on sound]
oh my god.
Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.
no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do
try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded
try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat
want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working
being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit
Moray eels have been bred for the first time at a Zoo in Austria, and the babies are now old enough to show off their very impressive teeth. “Up to now, nobody knew what the larvae look like, what they eat and how they behave“, said the zoo’s director, Dagmar Schratter, who hopes to breed more moray eels now that they’ve finally figured out the right conditions. Read more: http://bit.ly/1dZygPZ via Zooborns Image: Schönbrunn Zoo / Daniel Zupanc// via ScienceAlert
I found this gif of diving into the sea is both majestic and unnerving.
my actual nightmares, in case anyone was wondering.
https://instagram.com/p/BLeSDCBDb-S/
that NEON GREEN underpainting on the face is blowing my mind!
This is. so good.
All the Phony People Where do they all come from? All the Phony People Where do they all belong?
Henry the intern Looks at the dog and the children and takes off his coat He is a goat.
Young secretary Secretly hoping that nobody working can see She’s made of bees.
All the Phony People Where do they all come from? All the Phony People Where do they all belong?
If someone doesn’t turn this into an audio post I will be so dissapointed O.O
Michael from HR
Typing a memo to people he knows are not real
He is a seal
Dog out of trenchcoat
Happily sharing the news of his raise on the phone
Chewing a bone
All the Phony People
Where Do they all come from
All the Phony People
Working with no thumbs
oh god i can’t stop laughing
Next time me and my sweetie go out for karaoke, we’re singing this version :D
It has been decided :D
@disgustinganimals
All these animals followed my advice and I couldn’t be prouder.
Just be amazed.
Snakes like warm computers too posted by reddit user Noerdy
legless cats for president
Friend and boy