Hot fresh maths from Oxford University

Let d be a metric on a space M. The open ball in M around x of radius y is a set of points z in M such that d(x,z) < y.

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Why are homology groups into S&M?

Because they have a chain complex

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Dissertation prep well under way. The wisdom is real now

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Got a sweet tooth for subatomic particles?

This IS actually a lot like playing Candry Crush Saga on a very miniature smartphone I guess.

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This will definitely be my favourite superconducting device! What's yours?

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It's good that they realised that! Very motivating quote to dig into Quantum Theory indeed! <3

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It’s the revision time of year again. Are YOU going to fulfil your capacity as a mathematician or are you going to be an epsilon-slacker? Can’t run away from maths.

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Every person is a multi holed torus.

But there's so much more to us.

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Everything will fly, if you throw it.

When making paper planes out of napkins and boasting that "it flew!"

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Halfway through with the exams! Once they’re done it’s halfway through the degree too!

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Are you there?

or are you ‘square’?

Did you know that the phrase “Be there or be square” comes form the simple fact that if you’re not there, you’re not around?

Yeah, knowledge! Take that!

Credit goes to Niamh. Thanks!

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Prove that these integrals exist and coincide. Hence, deduce the function is NOT integrable.

"Integration" Exam paper Because it's an obvious implication that one.

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So when you say 'Algebra' what we see is something with an \(x\)....and you need to find the \(x\), right?

Our super cool friends humanists trying to comfort us after sitting the Algebra paper.

They’re quite right.

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If you're looking for an answer it's probably seven. I found it to be a bound of my function when proving it's a contraction...provided you choose very specific and small complete metric space \(C_{\eta}\).

After an exam on Differential Equations. About proving the Picard’s Existence Theorem for systems of ODE’s.

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One raised to any positive power is still one

Sean’s conjecture

We’re still checking some cases. Do not use it in papers kids.

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Almost all water is pre-bong water

Tom’s conjecture

Some explanation will follow. Promise.

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Everything is a third of something.

Zuzia’s Theorem, ‘15

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Any prime divisor of an odd number is not 2.

Rob’s Theorem ‘15 

There are reasons why it’s true.