I don't have time for this

Laura/1998 Spanish/English My tumblr has my cringy past ok? Feel free to judge me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[n-haught]

not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[tamedbyafox]

His parents gave him a lovely, respectable, presentable cis-man name like Richard.

He decided to be Dick Van Dyke.

[marcy-the-martian]

Please, Richard Vancouver Dicycle is my father. Call me Dick Van Dyke

[onlytwitterpics]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

It’s science!

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

anti-colonialist hero Austin Powers maims imperial pig propaganda project

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

I love this edit because it looks like Powers is sneaking up on Bond, possibly to snap his neck

[jizzfrosti]

[newtonpermetersquare]

Never gets old.

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[rubegoldbergsexmachine]

[katsually-deactivated20190930]

the only valid addition to this post

[viostormcaller]

IM CRYING

[ruinedchildhood]

[assiraphales]

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

[assiraphales]

the energy this man exuded

[studentlifeproblems]

[omghotmemes]

Everyone liked that

[swarnpert]

i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng

[adorabians-deactivated20200311]

[fairy-humor-deactivated20210822]

photography by @/anastasiya_dobrovolskaya on instagram 💗

[weaver-z]

Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

[depsidase]