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taxiderby

Go play Pseudoregalia!!!!!!!

the-only-useful-lesbian

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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honeysider

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

the-only-useful-lesbian

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

honeysider

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

the-only-useful-lesbian

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

honeysider

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

the-only-useful-lesbian

Big horse.

honeysider

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

thequantumranger

Pokémon Concierge (2023)

thecollectibles

Art by Stefan Koidl

mrn0093

squirrelstothenuts

beif0ngs

Wooper and Mudkip playing together at the beach~ 🏖️🌊🐚

cowboyscrypt

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

cowboyscrypt

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

calistozom

When the heroes are not in the camp

arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.