agents you think would make good couples?
that’s so kind of you to ask me, as if i have any understanding of the strange dynamics between the members of this secret agent, cody banks’ wet dream, all-star spy team that these arrogant assholes are on. but these are my suggestions, so hopefully the lot of them won’t come into my inbox upset because what i said is actually 100% true. i think MERCURY and PHOENIX need to stop lying to themselves about this friendship thing and just say ‘ i do ’ already. aren’t y’all tired of pretending like you’re just friends ? also, i think CYGNUS and CARNELIAN are meant to be, but that may just be my take on things. who else makes him smile that much, and who else could get her to come out of her shell ? i think we’re sleeping on them, honestly. and another couple i would love to see is SCORPIUS and CRIMSON … how hot would that shit be ? as for AURUM, HAWTHORN, HYALUS, and OPHIDIAN … if you guys stopped acting like virgins and gave off some big dick energy, i would be more than willing to pair you up with each other, but those aren’t the vibes i’m getting, soz babes. cheers !






















