Fuck Tumblr.

Thanks, spambots. Thanks @staff.

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[notlikingbestgirl]

Radical Revy

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[yamino]

The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece. 

[gragam]

its back

[this-tragic-affair]

Charities/organisations to avoid:

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

Please support other, better charities, and feel free to add any others you can think of to this.

[tequila-tekaylah]

Susan G. Komen for the Cure: CEO makes insane amounts of money, they deny a lot of requests for wigs/help with treatment/etc., and have attempted to sue other charities that use the color pink as part of their anti-breast cancer campaign. ( x x x )

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

The Salvation Army: They promote the hatred of LGBT+ people, work with fundamentalist Christian groups to support conservative politics and rip off and exploit workers. ( x x x )

[shitpost-senpai]

Wounded Warrior: They take money that should be spent on veterans and blow it on huge opulent parties for the company bigwigs. 26 million in 2014 alone wasted! ( x x x )

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

^ Important reminder to NOT waste any money donating to these groups

[ayellowbirds]

Reblogging because of the added info about Wounded Warrior.

[arch4ngel]

A good way to know if a nonprofit you’re donating to is allocating their money in the right way is to check out their Charity Navigator rating: http://www.charitynavigator.org

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe if we overpaid teachers and underpaid rappers, there would be smarter kids and less shitty music 🤔

[just-shower-thoughts]

The reason for all of the deadly creatures in Australia is that nature deported their convicts there too

[cutbu]

[shitstainedcumrag]

Same, tbh. I dented my wall by kicking it in my sleep. Managed to cut my knee open, too.

Go team injury.

[cutbu]

[lezgirlsbyjenniferschecter]

for sale: cold ones, never cracked

[just-shower-thoughts]

I would literally pay an extra $20 for a concert ticket if they would give everyone at the show a video copy of the concert and just ban people from recording with their cell phones.

[shitstainedcumrag]

Fuckin' this! Especially because for some of the electronic shows I go to have a lot of remixes, and artists I want to check out. But can never remember.

[bonerfart]

Twin Peaks 2017 relaunch: What we know so far

In preparation for the eagerly anticipated Twin Peaks 2017 return, here is a list of all the facts we know so far about the new reboot:

The iconic theme song is back, this time remixed by EDM superstars The Chainsmokers.

80% more James Hurley.

James is no longer shown in scenes without being on his motorcycle. Lynch advised this made the diner scenes harder to shoot as the motorbike would barely fit in the door.

The Log Lady’s character has been replaced with a giant log holding a small woman.

Andy Brennan’s character’s dialogue is now mostly “duhhhhh I dunno boss” and “boss, he’s getting’ away!” spoken in a heavy 1940’s Chicago accent.

Due to budget cuts, show will now be set in the town of One Peak.

Laura’s last name is frequently referred to as “Parmigiana” in a thick Italian accent, instead of Palmer. It’s unknown if this is an error or intended.

Entire soundtrack produced by EDM superstars The Chainsmokers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cocktail waitress is a nicer name than dickbutt waitress.

[pchipsta]

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[shitstainedcumrag]

I've been away for almost a month, and when I got back home, my cat just started snuggling into my leg, and hasn't left me alone since.

I missed you, too. You cheeky little shit.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When another driver lets me in on a busy intersection, I honor that as the highest form of respect someone can give.