This. Right Here. Is My. Blog.

Hey! My name is Audrey. I'm gay as hell. My posts will be very random. I like the color green, music, and equal rights for everyone! Also, I'm hilarious.

[ampervadasz]

[peachmage]

[luckyladylily]

Edna Mode has all the vibes of a villain but is actually good and that is why she is one of the greatest characters in any super hero movie.

[luckyladylily]

“So you don’t know where he is… Would you like to find out?” The timing, the delivery, the undercurrent of smugness that she was right all along. The temptation. And that isn’t even her only great villain line!

“You know I’m retired from hero work.”

“As am I Robert, and yet here we are.”

Absolutely iconic.

[tiktokmuseum]

collie-flower

[saltykingsalty]

Enrichment

[wickedwonderlandd]

My girl Violet was going through it

[animusrox]

Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jessiegraffninja]

Killing it on a Tough Mudder course!! Though it doesn’t look like she got too muddy…

[a-mediocre-bitch]

[omghotmemes]

a true work of art from Disney

[dragonkyngreborn]

[buffysummers]

Literally no one: Buffy: 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[mooncustafer]

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[vicroc4]

lol

[feminists-against-feminism]

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

[quinn-vica-deactivated20201222]

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information. So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

[erika-infinitum]

What a soldier. King.

[retropopcult]

Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles (1974)

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history

[coldpapernightmare]

thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes cracking 

[grantcary]

Too bad, we were this close to making my mother happy. The Nanny [3.07] Oy Vey, You’re Gay

[rowark]

(X)

OMG THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS

The best description of executive dysfunction I've ever heard tbh

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit welcomes human home

(via)

[glumshoe]

at some point between throwing the tennis ball and Phaedra retrieving it, it transmogrified into a walnut...

[normal-horoscopes]

Your dog is an alchemist

[toastbutteregg]

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[programmerhumour]

Finding this in the server room made my day