i don't even go here

😴 marine biologist 🐙 🍳 i will maul your dad 💤

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[bowenoke]

when i was a kid, you would constantly hear about how important it is not to talk shit about your jobs online, because your employer could find your posts. as a teenager this seemed extremely obvious and I kinda wrote it off as one of those common sense things old people didn't realize were Extremely Obvious to anyone born after aol. who would be stupid enough to talk shit about their jobs on a public platform?? and then i got a job. and ohhhhh my god. oh my god.

[anthropophagiaa-deactivated2026]

Girls always start dating the most awful man and start saying things like "he's my rock." Yesss girl, and you are Sisyphus. Have fun with that one.

[bedupolker]

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

[muirneach]

me: i think my painting idea is just a bit too big for my 9x12 paper. i wonder if the art stores would sell me Just One piece of paper so i could have some bigger paper

the book of 16x12 paper that has been living under my bookshelf for at minimum a decade: hey

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[eggueggueggueggu]

[charlesoberonn]

[friendraichu]

NBC News: Outbreaks of rabies rising across the U.S., CDC surveillance suggests

'They would never have known:' New warnings about rabies outbreaks as cases rise in the U.S.

The CDC's rabies team says it's tracking 15 different likely outbreaks from New York to Oregon.

"As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs — and their owners — becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in a nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism."

jesus christ are people stupid about vaccines. you think your dog can get autism??? so you'd rather risk it dying from rabies?????

[frogliftcertified]

[ijaazat]

whether you celebrate holidays this season, or you’re stuck in a bad situation, or it is just the general air of the year end doom, i wish you have small moments of comfort and quiet, and you get to eat and sleep regularly. it is okay if you didn’t do everything you planned to, plans are just one path but there’s many ways to get to places. i wish care and warmth and rest for you

[iridessence]

i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

[iridessence]

I think 2100 is the next century but I love this enthusiasm

[abandoned-as-mustard]

2025 will be the end of the first quarter. The century didn't start until 2001. 2101 will be the start of the next century.

100 full years have to pass for there to be a century.

[iridessence]

Well then this needs to make the rounds again, don’t it ?

[officialwiremother]

i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything

[cparti-mkiki]

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

[tauindi]

“But I didn’t and still don’t like making a cult of women’s knowledge, preening ourselves on knowing things men don’t know, women’s deep irrational wisdom, women’s instinctive knowledge of Nature, and so on. All that all too often merely reinforces the masculinist idea of women as primitive and inferior – women’s knowledge as elementary, primitive, always down below at the dark roots, while men get to cultivate and own the flowers and crops that come up into the light. But why should women keep talking baby talk while men get to grow up? Why should women feel blindly while men get to think?”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

[yeetus-6942069]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[pukicho]

My pet wolf defends me from attackers, plus everyone else. He just attacks everyone.

[ndreblogs]

Presenting: the minimalist Nativity scene i made for my friend out of pngs off adam and eve dot com.