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OxyVest Earth Day Peformance is LIVE!
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New monthly comedy show at Saint Marks Theater every last Wednesday of the month. Great lineup hosted by Dudu Moran, from the new upcoming web series DUDU.
http://www.horsetrade.info/event/283483380b992a4942987ff6e083260f
Join us for a private screening of the new romantic comedy 'Dope Crash'. 30 minutes short film written and directed by Vered Rodriguez. Doors open: 7:15pm Movie start: 7:30pm Looking forward to seeing you!
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Dope Crash is screening on April 2nd in NEW YORK! Save the date! All details to come! :)
This city doesn't know what's coming to it DUDU First trailer for a new comedy series More to come soon on DUDUMORAN.COM Like dudutheshow on Facebook and follow dudumoran on Instagram and YouTube Enjoy!
Quality time with daddy
Going inside the restrooms in a restaurant with my toddler. I can't leave her by herself and a man needs to do what a man needs to do. The door won't lock so I ask her to watch it while I do my thing. Pants down few moments later she opens the door widely and shouts repeatedly: Don't come in! My daddy is pooping! I guess I need to find a new local restaurant that I like.
Reply to a fan letter after a comedy show
Shortly after a stand-up comedy show yesterday I got this in my inbox. All excerpts are from the same guy as there was only one letter I received.
"Worst comedy experience ever!!"
You guys were criticizing each and everybody in the audience for each and every culture, age, language and sex!" (Hey - at least you can't say we are biased)
"You guys weren't hesitating to comment awfully about own moms, children, family and teachers" (Like I said, we are def not biased)
"Promoting usage of drugs and smoke!" (Promoting? A comic joked if anyone has cocaine and you voluntarily shouted ME!)
"There are better ways to make good comedy" (Without talking about family, school, culture, age, language, or even refer to sex? Not to mention criticizing even ourselves... I will need some examples please)
Well, I don't know about you man, but it sounds to me like you described an awesome show...
Kids
I picked up my daughter from school and this little tiny girl pointed at my belly and asked me: what do you have there? Kids. Straight shooters. They are so curious and have no filters. I explained her that I prob need a diet but she came to me and padded my belly and started talking to it as if I'm pregnant. So I thought it's a good opportunity to explain her a little about the difference between men and women and I slapped her. No worries, her mom wasn't around.
What if you could look into the future and see what it would be like for some in America if Trump is elected?
רגע לפני שאתם יוצאים לפיגוע נקמה בשחקני הנבחרת או מאמנה, כדאי שתלמדו את העובדות: זה היה מתוכנן. ולטובתכם. לטובת כולנו. הנה הפרטים שמסתירים ממכם: בשעה ארבע וחצי לפנות בוקר צלצל הטלפון בביתו של ראש הממשלה. נשיא המעצמה מספר אחת היה על הקו. אתה חייב לעזור לי אמר הקול האמריקאי המסוקס. אני חושב שזה הזמן לעזור לי ענה הקודקוד הישראלי. בשביל זה בדיוק אני מתקשר. חייבים לעצור את גל ההסתה הפרוע הזה. חייבים ענה הראש מם. יש לי תוכנית פעולה אזורית מוכנה ליישום מיידי. אני מקשיב. צריך ביצים של בת יענה כדי לעשות את המהלך הזה אבל אני יודע שאתה תבין אותי. וואלה סקרנת אמר הקודקוד. חייבים להפסיד לקפריסין. אין מצב ענה הראש. אתה לא מבין את ההשלכות של המשחק הזה. תאמין לי שאני מבין ענה ראש האימפריה לשעבר. לא, אתה לא מבין. כבר אין יותר את מי לשכנע. עם מי לא דיברנו כבר. סידרנו שמקום ראשון שני שלישי רביעי חמישי ושישי עולים. כל מה שנשאר לנו זה לא להפסיד בבית לקפריסין. איך אני אסביר את זה. עזוב אותך מהסברים לחש הנמבר וואן. כמו שאומרים אצלכם, זרוק את זה על השין גימל. ומה אנחנו נקבל בתמורה תהה הראש. מה דעתך על לעבור לבית הצפון אמריקאי?
But officer, 35mph in the city is ridiculous…
Open Mic VS Therapy
There is much more dignity in doing stand-up-comedy set at an open-mic than in going to a therapy session. People laugh at you in your face and not behind your back. It’s much cheaper. Cancellation doesn't cost you anything. You can drink. There is always someone who seems to have much bigger problems than you. You get way less time to talk but it seems like much more people are actually listening to you. The smell in the room is of alcohol and not of some strange mix of a pharmacy and a body shop. It’s probably as awkward at first but when you seem to work out your fears it’s much more enjoyable when your time is up.
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The Organic Path
When my wife was pregnant, she notified me that we are going to use cloth diapers. I understood I had no say and the matter of fact I did not understand much of what it meant since as you know, we men understand what pregnancy is all about only when we actually hold the little guy or a little girl in our hands for few hours hoping she will burp because we really want to sleep. Anyway, my wife had a whole plan as for how we will raise our child and being organic and natural led to a lot of shit in my house. Literally, a lot of shit. Imagine you shit in your pants and then you need to actually clean the underwear. Sometimes it’s all over the pants. And most times you are busy so you put it aside and come back later to clean it. Emm... I think you get the picture. So with that said, I must say that it works pretty well. Not nearly as bad as I thought. Some days are better than the others but no complaints. It's quite amazing how we people get used to anything. Even a constant shit smell. So now, my wife has been talking with me about family cloth. Have you ever heard that term? If not, let me explain it a little. It's quite simple - no use of toilet paper. You use cloth instead and then wash it. Yes, you heard right. Now let me tell you, I don't know about you, but I poop a lot. A lot. And when I use toilet paper, I take no hostages. I do it with love. There is no day passing by in my house without me using my plunger. So dear wife of mine - after all the cloth diapers, the organic vegetables (for god sake look at me - I look like kale!), the recycling, the compost, supporting a farmer, adopting a pet, donating clothes, and I'm sure I forgot much more activities that demonstrate how advanced we are - now you want to move us to India? I find it funny that no matter how we evolve as a society, no matter how advance we become, we can't stop wanting to go back.
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