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[quagmatv]

Hard hitting froggy facts, all one hundred and two point seven percent true.

[dramioneasks]

Hi!! Love your work. Looking for fics with great dialogue and like flirtiness. Draco is obsessed with hermione. Maybe they are already married? Similar vibes to wait and hope bc I love that one.

Title: Forgettable Vows Author: twin-v Rating: T Summary: Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation… four years’ worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

Spellbound By: cleotheo - T, 13 Chapters - An Auror raid goes tragically wrong, leaving Draco Malfoy in a coma. When he wakes he must deal with a life he doesn’t remember and a wife he despises.

From Paris, With Love by longdistance - M, 10 chapters - She’s been gone from England for a few years but now she’s home again in time for Christmas. It will be a holiday season unlike any other.

Mistakes of a Drunken Night - By: ForeverHP07 - M, 20 chapters - On the night of their graduation Hermione and Draco get drunk…and married. After a year and a half of marriage- a time filled with arguments and mixed emotions, they are told that they have to have a child on the way by their second anniversary

Title: Somewhere Down the Line Author: niffizzle Rating: M Genre(s): Romance, Drama Chapters: 36 Word Count: 158,189 Summary: Draco’s memoir recounting the war is the book everyone is talking about, and even the war heroine herself can’t wait to get her hands on it. But as Hermione and Draco start to see a different side of each other, Draco’s parents are in the midst of setting him up with the perfect pureblood wife. Just once in his life, Draco would like to be in control of his own decisions.

Accidental Proposal by CJRed - M, 36 chapters - Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

Honeyed Wiltshire by januarywren - M, 5 chapters - “Enjoying yourself, Granger?” Hermione’s lips twitched as she looked over her shoulder, at the figure in the doorway. “Quite.” Her silver-haired husband crossed the distance between them in a few, quick steps and wrapped his arms around her shoulders. “I’d call you Malfoy,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to her cheek. “But it doesn’t have the same ring as Granger, does it?” She didn’t say that she adored the sound of her name on his lips, or that her heart fluttered when he covered her body with his own as if he would - as if he could - own all of her. AU Canon Divergence | Draco and Hermione heal from the war their own way, involving a stray, tabby cat, a vegetable patch, and shagging in a greenhouse.

- Lisa

[diminie-s-tokki]

Of Piercings And Costumes

[mischief-and-misanthropy]

My four year old was asked to draw what her mom does all day and this is what she made. (I mean I’m a bartender, but the other parents that see this don’t know that..)

The joy of parenthood.

[doriblue42]

[maxcollectoruniverse]

LOL - farting competitions on Japanese scrolls in 1600′s

[catsofvine-blog]

Stacking dice on a cat's foot

[doriblue42]