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The Bachelor (and spinoffs)

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Ben this season

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LAUREN’S WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE AND ONLY JOJO’S PARENTS SHOWED UP, SO WE CAN EITHER ASSUME JOJO’S BROTHERS ARE BOYCOTTING THE WEDDING OR HE IS MARRYING LAUREN!

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Not even 5 minutes into the show and we are screaming so loud that someone thought we were being robbed.

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Lace on “The Bachelor”

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Emotional

Chris keeps asking if they are emotional. Of course they are! You pump these women full of white wine and don’t feed them enough all while they are all dating the same man. What do you expect?!?!

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*Leah tries to justify lying*

*Chicken freaks out*

“I guess she doesn’t like liars.”

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I'm not sure I can tell the difference.

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Hometowns

It was a little blah this week.  Yes, Amanda’s kids were overwhelming for Ben.  Yes, Lauren B had the least amount of drama and least amount of excitement.  Yes, Caila is actually a 10-year-old and shouldn't be getting married to anyone anytime soon.  And finally, yes, JoJo’s family is mildly crazy, her mom’s makeup is wack, and her dad looks kinda like a mobster, because they are from Texas.

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Rose Ceremony

This setting looks like they are about to sacrifice a virgin.  Becca, your time has come.

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Caila

Could it be more obvious that the producers are setting Caila up to be the next bachelorette?  She’s using all of the key words and self-deprecating phrases.

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Ben and JoJo

Ben's intense feelings for JoJo (those that pass attraction)came out of left field! *ba dum tss*

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A list of things that would fit in Olivia's mouth

A golf ball, a kiwi, two eyeball, a matchbox car, approximately 5 Girl Scout cookies, a mini Statue of Liberty, and the entire population of Rhode Island all at once.

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Reasons why Lauren B Needs to Win The Bachelor 2016

1.  She’s an adorable burst of sunshine

2.  Cute introduction with the pilot wings

3.  She is a flight attendant and has the ability to live anywhere with an airport (Indiana has 2 major airports in case you were wondering)

4.  They share a similar faith and upbringing

5.  Doesn’t cause drama and is kind to her “competitors”

6.  Has a regular sized mouth

7.  She’s blonde (and Ben likes em blonde)

8.  Literally have you ever seen them interact??? They not only have chemistry but a meaningful connection as well!