An Assortment of Happiness

Just a college girl avoiding studying in the void known as the Internet.

[comebackbehere]

[somewhereinnewsiessquare]

Jack taking to Pulitzer (colorized)

[adeles]

if this ain’t me

[guantanamo-bae]

Best pirate ive ever seen…

[artandrhinos]

I am living for this meme

[smitethestate]

I watched this without sound at first and can say that the music changes everything.

[pensbridgerton]

Welcome back in the MCU, Peter Parker!

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[domina-honoribila]

This is probably my favorite description of St. Joseph, to be honest.

[fuckyeahdevanand]

Are we gonna address how everyone in this post thinks Jesus’ Mother is named Miriam or

[secifosseluce]

ah, i love first century Israel! its beautiful history, landscape and names: Zechariah, Rahab, Ahaziah, Jasiel, (smudged writing) Mary and Joe

[genericdre]

I gotta say, as a Christian watching CAOS I don’t see it as a satanic show. I see it as woman standing up to a misogynistic world of man. Time after time, we see powerful women get squashed by the foot of men in higher power. Yet they’re never submissive. They may appear submissive from time to time, but that is always just for show - just to trick to beat the man! It’s so inspirational and so true to today’s society it just speaks volumes and there’s a lot we can learn from it

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

honestly if I was walking through the forest and saw hozier there i wouldn’t even question it,, it’s where he belongs

[babyanimalgifs]

Lion cub napoleon shows off his mighty roar

[gaypriori]

[kirstengillibrand]

#AHCA

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[fantasylockscreens]

Cole’s Twitter Is A Blessing

[i-am-the-unicorn-triumphant]

I’m watching a documentary in my us government class and they guy was saying how many of the founding fathers would blush and shy away from the fact that they were looked up to as gods and then it started playing some funky rock music and panned down to Alexander Hamilton and said, “Most of them that is.”

[wholivesdiestellsyourstory]

[huginamug]

oh ina

[foggysuggestion]

me??? upset???? yes constantly