Sentient Opossum [with a gun]

Ezra, 19y/o, he/him. I post mostly Alex Rider content (no yalex) // Queer Alex Agenda

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Anthony Horowitz writing a teenager: hmm needs more trauma

Nick Diamond and Alex Rider casually trauma bonding over near-death experiences

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Saw this and the FIRST thing I thought of was Alex Rider, I swear this book series controls my life.

[aliveaudiencegang]

theme song SLAPS

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It makes me think of World is Mine by Supercell ft Miku

Makes me imagine Alex at karaoke belting out 'SEKAIIII DE-' before being promptly shot in the chest

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When I hate people criticising my special interest but my special interest is Alex Rider

[fortisloid]

i haven't watched the tv series but i'm getting this kind of energy from it

[opossumezzy]

Yeah pretty much this but with more PTSD.

Then double the PTSD for the books lmao

[opossumezzy]

Yassen dying was probably the best thing to happen to him huh

[caleblwidogast]

i wonder how yassen gregorovich is doing i miss him

[opossumezzy]

Playing poker with John, Helen and Ian

[opossumezzy]

You guys are sleeping on Alex/William as a ship.

Alex dating Jones' kid is hilarious. So is the idea of dating someone who has absolutely zero knowledge of dating but lots of knowledge on explosives and who has a very real reason to kill you

[sing-the-beginning-of-moana]

characters to ship alex with ranked from least to most chaos potential (going off book canon so no kyra, also only including characters that he interacts with a good amount):

sabina pleasure

tom harris

paul drevin

james sprintz

freddy gray

sofia jones

william jones

julius grief

I don't ship alex with anyone, but I do enjoy chaos, so here y'all go.

[opossumezzy]

You guys are sleeping on Alex/William as a ship.

Alex dating Jones' kid is hilarious. So is the idea of dating someone who has absolutely zero knowledge of dating but lots of knowledge on explosives and who has a very real reason to kill you

[opossumezzy]

Oh boy! I like this Yassen character! I sure hope he'll be around a long time :)

[opossumezzy]

Just got Nightshade Revenge, pretty excited

But I guess I'll have to put my reread of the series on hold until I've finished it. Though I've reread upto Never Say Die so I'm sure it's fine

[opossumezzy]

Rereading Never Say Die and FUCK YEAH FOX IS HERE WOOOOO

[huffylemon]

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[badalexridermemes]

[slowtovvn]

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

[goverment-agency-bracket]

Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq

[ccosmiccookiess]

This map has since been updated, as of 26-8-2023 this is the most current version

[opossumezzy]

Giggling rn. I just imagine a booming omniscient bleep sound coming from the heavens as he says it or something lmao

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Scorpia Rising spoilers (again)

AGHAGHDASHG JULIUS OMG

I forgot this part completely lmaooo

they're just kids your honour