do not interact. just. don't.

Fortis any pronouns 26 y/o ♈️ 🇨🇦. 4TSloid on AO3. the stripper pole to hell is greased with good intentions. i draw stuff sometimes.

[bad-comic-art]

now you may think the way she's holding the crossbow is weird and bad and wrong but to be fair to her there's no grip or trigger lol

Terminal Alice (2007)

[discount-supervillain]

[renumuro]

The Felidae

[p1ayplace]

[charmwitch]

Happy Pride!!!!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

My pre-order of Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die arrived while I'm working so I only have time to say I'm in love by the dedication already

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[mysillycomics]

the newest apprentice at the atelier, Bohug! ✒️

[doodlemancy]

i am pleased to announce i have been learning blender

basically once a year since about 2020 i've thought "it's time to learn blender!", bounced off a video tutorial halfway through and decided Maybe Next Year. happy to report that i made it through a tutorial this time. heres some funny little guys i made. i don't have a great grasp of sculpting yet and i'm definitely texturing in sinful and heathen ways but im having a great time

[13mo]

Pūkeko !

[valhelos]

Some AF fairy designs.

Goblins, Pixie (Atlantean Blue), Gnome, Dwarf, Sprite and an Imp.

[valhelos]

Goblins

-Around 1 metre tall (little over 3 feet), goblins are the same height as elves and sprites.

-Goblin skins are colorful and covered in intricate and unique camouflage patterns that they shed regularly. Shed skins are very valuable and sought after in the fairy fashion industry. Since the patterns are often very intricate and unique entire brands are named after certain goblins.

-Goblins can have hair, spikes, frills or be completely bald.

-No eyelids but they do have tear ducts. Goblins lick their eyes when nervous.

-Slitted pupils.

Pixies

-Around 90cm tall (3 feet), pixies are the same height as dwarves and imps.

-Besides their skin and pointed ears they are the most human looking out of the fairies.

-Round pupils.

Gnomes

-Around 120cm tall (4 feet), gnomes are the same height as centaurs.

-Big ears.

-Hardy.

-Most magical.

[valhelos]

Dwarves

-Around 90cm tall (3 feet), dwarves are the same height as pixies and imps.

-Very hairy. Fuzzy eyebrows and long eyelashes to keep dirt out from eyes.

-Big teeth that keep continuously growing.

-Dwarves and gnomes live the longest out of all the fairy races.

Sprites

-Around 1 metre tall (little over 3 feet), sprites are the same height as elves and goblins.

-Fragile bones and wings have major arteries.

-All wing types are possible and like goblin skins the patterning is very intricate and unique.

-Yellow sclera.

-Sprites often cool themselves by spreading their wings out and can warm themselves by wrapping up in their wings.

Imps

-Around 90cm tall (3 feet), imps are the same height as pixies and dwarves.

-Thick skin.

-Shark teeth

-Imp claws are shorter and duller than demon claws.

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[honeypiehotchner]

i want to read a very specific fanfic and i’m so mad that i can’t (it’s sitting in my drafts) (unfinished)

[honeypiehotchner]

so glad this post is resonating with people bc it’s still resonating with me as i am once again not working on said fanfics that i want to read

[crazysodomite]

how it feels to dm someone

[warandpeas]

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[classicfern]

Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me

this is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)