I Want To Be Friends With Crows. @opposumfilledwithdread - Tumblr Blog

so i've been on this site for a hot minute and i've always operated on the idea that if you're here long enough you'll end up with at least one popular text post but uh, maybe that's not true? so, i wanna know

have you (by your own standards and definition) had a popular post?

yep

nope

despite clearly wording your question i still do not fit into a binary answer

Voting ended onOct 26, 2023

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Favorite kind of responses to this post

people saying yes they've had a popular post and then giving a number that doesn't even break triple digits. Some real home town news anchor popularity right there. Genuinely I adore this.

No, thank god

Describing a post that I've actually seen/reblogged that makes me do the leo dicaprio pointing meme

#awkwardly enough I had a post with a few thousand notes #but like it was just a picture of me neck down in a suit with the sleeves rolled up #and like it very much was edited to fit the tumblr vibes of the time #and so it ended up being obsessively reblogged by like aesthetic blogs and kink blogs #but my favorite thing was someone used it as like a cover photo for a fic they wrote #and they described their oc as being like a dom daddy macho man #not knowing that the picture they used was just a particularly good photo of a normally very flamboyant very not macho 17 year old

guooey

One of the most important things I have learned today..

liberalsarecool

secretunderwaterbunker

postpostirony

the-sciencey-thirty-something

pointnclick

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

wander-in-arda

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

pointnclick

well. that one’s on me

butternaan

blonde men have done nothing for our society

opposumfilledwithdread

this is a lie, I have actively contributed to the downfall of society and I will not have my contributions glossed over

heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"

heathcliffcathy-archive-deactiv

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

catsoverloaded

A black dragón floating above the clouds

themediocrehuman

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote: ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi. The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

hellscabanaboy

“[list of traits common to many or all cats] I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” is the cat owner’s creed

kameratar

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

997

xelayxes

titties4harambe

tony-hawks-underground

michaeldeesphoto

It’s cool that y’all like my photos but I need to make some money here so buy a print

Darkroom empowers photographers and illustrators to sell their prints without any hassle.

bonginspector

I know some of y’all got boring ass rooms and $20 in your pocket, pick up a print of one my photos so I can get hotdog buns so I can afford to eat all these hotdogs I bought at the “all American grocery outlet”to feed me until payday. I do not find being a starving artist fun or romantic but it is funny as hell sometimes bc you end up asking for money online.

Anyways here is a sample of my work, There is a lot to choose from on my print store and I can always add more if you seen some shit on my blog @michaeldeesphoto or IG @cheesdees

gayspock-deactivated20250217

-core as a suffix serves the exact same function as -esque and yet they throw tomatoes at me when i say something is kafkacore

astergenius

kafkastuck

gayspock-deactivated20250217

(the tomatoes stop midair and change direction) (they are now hurtling towards YOU)

whetstonefires

#THESE ARE ALL SUBTLY DIFFERENT (via @brawltogethernow)

yeah it’s like—-

-esque means homaging or resembling the style of, or reminiscent of even if unintentionally; you can apply the -esque suffix without making any overt assertions about creative intent or your own interpretive lens

-core is about pursuing motif as theme; it’s designating the [thing] attached to the suffix as a core (lol) unifying conceptual or stylistic element, rather than a mere attribute. it implies lifestyle choices, maybe an attached subculture–to be thing-core an item must either be produced as part of or usable within a pursuit of the theme

-stuck is weirder because it derives from a subculture to begin with, but generally it’s more like [other thing] ‘in the mode of’ [thing]. thingstuck implies the application of a template to another template to create the fusion child thereof; appropriately has its roots in fanfic aus

roach-works

holy shit that is all exactly right! i’d like to further suggest:

-punk indicates an ideological counterculture rebellion against current cultural norms in the direction of [thing], such as steampunk and solarpunk. kafkapunk would be something like defiantly embracing the option of turning into a hideous giant bug in lieu of participating in late stage capitalism. which, frankly, is a big mood.