Color Me Curious
Not today Justin
bliss lane
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tannertan36
almost home
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Game of Thrones Daily
NASA
#extradirty
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Product Placement
Phantogram Three
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from Norway
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from India
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from Canada
seen from Vietnam
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
@optimistic-creampuff-blog
| & ☽ 🐾 ☾ stop, steady – &balance. isn’t it odd that after all of this time it still catches feline off guard.
“ would seem as much. “
“I thought you were- are you okay?! You aren’t hurt? Are you hurt?” She babbled rapidly, not sure what to do with all her worries.
"Do I know you?"
“Yes- how hard did you hit your head?”
"I need a drink."
“Me too. This is... insane.”
All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."
Shit said in Discord at 1 AM Starter Pack
r-w-a-s-archive:
who needs coffee WITH LEGS LIKE THESE
what cup of coffee are you on now?
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HIT ME. DO IT. I’LL JUST ENJOY IT.
Muda the birb
think of the C H I L D R E N
THIS AIN’T ONE OF YOUR KINK STREAMS
the fucks a pg
I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR THIS
PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
IM NOT BREAKING THE RURUS
pg stands for pro Gatorade
THE RURRRRRRRUS
IM SETTING YOUR GAY CHICKEN ON FIRE
now they’re flamin
OBAY THE RURUS
WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN WINGS TONIGHT BOIS
okay but what about roasting the birb
no burn it down
beef and wry
wryyyyyyyyyyyying the birds neck
im scared now
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHAT IS HAPPENING
YOOOO OO O O
aeiou
Y E L L I N G
WE NEED AN ADULT
SCREAMS IN PORTUGUESE
YOU GOTTA DO IT WITH MORE PASSION
AGGRESSIVE S C R E A M I N G
DO WHAT YOUR AGE DICTATES
I wad awoken my screaming
Floof save me
JOHN MADDEN
BE THE ADULT WE NEED
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
ILL GET THE FIRE
We have the chicken
LET’S ROAST THE BIRB
i neED TO SLEEP
I HAVE COFFEE
I’M ACTUALLY HURTING JESUS CHRIST
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEEP
this is terrifying
I’M FINE. AND WHEN I SAY I’M FINE I ACTUALLY MEAN ASDFGHJKLDSDFGHJKL
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SLEEP IS FOR HUMANS. IM A GOD.
same tho
ONE DAY
W A K E M E U P
A E S T H E T I C S
yall need to chill
shoooooooooooooooooshpapapapapapapapapappaapap at everyone
HERE COME DAT BOI OH SHIT
CHILL. WHAT IS CHILL.
YOU get a house, YOU get a house, EVERYONE gets a house
DAS A GOOD SONG
DONT TWIGS
DONT SAY SHIT ILL GET YELLED AT
softly whispers john madden
WE’RE ALL PROBABLY GONNA END UP GETTING KICKED
what the frickle frack
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA
BRING A FUCKING TORCH. BY ALL THAT IS GOD DAMN HOLY BRING A TORCH. THE TORCH WILL SAVE YOU FROM HELL.
TODKETE
JEEZ LA WEEZ IT’S THE TRUTH
help
since when is ____ a secret waifu?
first of all, no
im a fucking shrub
i’m dying squirtle
shrugs and accepts the hell
tis good. tis good.
im just twigs. twigs the NATURE GOD.
awwww the chain broke
BURN THEM ALONG WITH THE CHICKEN
SACRIFICE ____ FOR THE DARK OVERLORDS
Now we need goats blood
aight how about Repoio
I HAVE NO BONES
All must be purged.
I come from heaven
im from actual Hell on earth
NINTH CIRCLE BOIS
burns in hell in spanish
im disappointed in myself
WHAT’S A HELL TO A NON-BELIEVER
I’M 100/MEXICO 100% REAL NO FEIK
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BURNING MY FOREST
The only spanish I bothered to learn was telling ____ to eat a dick
we are going on an adventure
WE BOTH COME FROM BURRITO LAND
carpet hurts your elbows; life lesson of the day
LET ME LOVE YOU
BIOCOKCATOO
Sizzle in Heck
set the gay birb on fire
i think we’ve all reached the point of just,,, memes
pls no set bird on fire
what happens in the ball stays in the ball
sometimes i stare at the ceiling and look at the fan for five minutes
SET THE DAMN GAY BIRB ABLAZED
ILL GET THE DEEP FRYER
I don’t know basic geography
THE PACT HAS BEEN MADE
ALSO CAN I THROW A DUMB GHOSTDOLL
HOLLA HOLLA GET $
you people fucking scare me
WE ARE NUMBER ONE?
ILL GET THE BLADES OF THE DARK MOON
I’M GONNA FIND YOU AND GIFT YOU SOME CARNE
A E S T H E T I C W A H
22 soon to be 23 LOSER
SMOOTH IS BORING TRUST ME
what is going on i left for like a second
WE’RE GOING TO GAY BABY JAIL OH GOD
GAME OGRE
d e s t r o y
Young punks…..get off my lawn
I have a heavy blunt instrument, don’t make me swing this hammer
Did somebody say dragons?
oh you’re all doomed now
EVERYONE SCATTER
Plunger adventure was a bust.
PREPARE YO INVISIBILITY SPELL
I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
lol, reinforcements!
Shit who called the cops
I ACCEPT MY FATE
E V E R Y P E R S O N F O R T H E M S E L V E S
looking out over a sea of shitposting partially-toddlers
We were much classier than that
may I share some memes?
rolly polly fockbolly
RATTLE ME BONES
i want the dankest memes
I’m trusting you to play Meme Machine at some point
I’M A MEMER WITH STANDARDS
get me off mister bones’s wild ride
“the last meme of 2015″ was the last meme of 2015 we cannot have a meme rerun
can somebody lend me a bode saw
praise the sun
how can we all be real if our eyes aren’t real
I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND AND PEOPLE IS PUNCHING LEMONS
This was – had always been – the way of the world. Empires fell, dynasties reigned, people died, lived, loved. Nothing ever lasted. Nothing ever remained static.
Nightmares could prevail and fears could widen the cracks in her newly human heart, but nothing that the past had set aflame would ever change. Carmilla bore her scars as she did anything else – with a heart allowed to love, a life set free from the clutches of her mother. In losing everything ( including Laura, for that one short moment ), the world had carried on, as it always would. What was one girl’s pain in the grand spectrum of things?
Carmilla gave a sleepy shrug, fixed Laura with a soft, almost hollow look. “God. You’re right. My mother is gone… Mattie is gone. We’re really free, aren’t we?”
Laura felt those dark hollow eyes bore into her before she nodded slowly in response. “We don’t have to worry about any hell gates... or the library sucking us up... or making deals with....” She trailed off and rested her head upon Carmilla’s shoulder.
Something about the thoughts of the pit made her skin crawl, as if she wasn’t entirely sure of the truth in the words that had left her own mouth. Was everything over? Were they safe? How could she be sure that both of their hearts would keep beating, that Maddie wouldn’t come back for a game, or to collect some unpaid debt. It was a kind of quiet fear that sat in her chest like a ton of bricks.
“We’re safe now.”
perrynormalisms:
perrynormalisms:
out—so i reached 50 followers on this revamped account, so time for a giveaway.
rules:
must be following me
must reblog
no personals (sorry)
WILL END MONDAY NOV 7TH Tuesday Nov 8th, at least 3 winners
1st prize:
at least 30 icons (any style)
a promo banner
2nd prize:
at least 15 icons (any style)
3rd prize:
at least 10 icons (any style)
EDIT: I’m going to extend this another day
examples:
Hello, gentle followers. I am in a feelsy mood, so if anyone wants a starter that will inevitably rip both of our hearts out, like or reblog this. Or IM me. Up to you really.
Carmilla Karnstein according to tumblr tags (insp.)
@rcsurgence
“What in hell or Hogwarts is going on?”
❝ Laura, sweetie. Do you- do you really think these videos are a good idea? ❞
“ Absolutely. Silas needs to know what’s going on. The world needs to know what’s going on. Vampires and sentient libraries aren’t normal, everyday things. Something big is going on here, and I need to figure it out. ”
@optimistic-creampuff | CONTINUED FROM X
“You died, Laura.”
The words slipped out more easily, more brutally and quietly than she’d imagined. The image haunted her still – Laura’s heart on the floor, torn clean out of her chest and still beating, pumping dead blood onto the sodden ground, deep within the depths of the Lustig pit. Laura lifeless. Carmilla alive, without her. The world changed, if only for her.
Carmilla righted herself, away from the dingy wall, slipped her hands into her skintight pockets while she simply stood there and breathed.
“And… I know, you’re here,” she noted, with a sly hint of a smile. “You’re alive, and this is real, and we’re okay. But it doesn’t make all of that… disappear, you know?”
"I know...” Of course Laura knew what she meant- how could she not? There were times when Laura felt her heart tighten in her chest, her hands would clench, and she would panic that her heart was not in place. She would feel her lungs wanting to cave in. The black setting back in over her eyes. And then she would wake up. Heart returned, pounding loudly in her chest.
Alive, but changed.
Her own weak smile faltered for a moment as thoughts piled their way into her mind, bombarding her with thoughts of the pit and the fear that went with them. “But,” She quickly added before she lost herself to thoughts. “That doesn’t mean we can let what happened take over our lives. Or our sleep.”
out—so i reached 50 followers on this revamped account, so time for a giveaway.
rules:
must be following me
must reblog
no personals (sorry)
WILL END MONDAY NOV 7TH
1st prize:
30 icons (any style)
a promo banner
2nd prize:
15 icons (any style)
3rd prize:
10 icons (any style)
“You haven’t slept for days, have you?”
worried starters | SELECTIVELY ACCEPTING
The former vampire shifted, shadowlike against the back wall, where she chose to lean ( she’d lost her immortality, but never her shredded mystery ). It had been days since their final escape from Silas. Days since she’d lost more than she could fathom – since she’d gained things she’d always thought too impossible to dream of. Her heartbeat. Her freedom. And more importantly, Laura.
Yes, Carmilla was tired. Breathing took more effort than she’d ever remembered, during these first few days. Human strength didn’t quite match up to three centuries of the monstrous perks that came with life as a vampire. Nightmares were still the same, and her final foray into a battlefield to face off against her mother had provided more hellish material to add to a long, laughable list. Carmilla shrugged, fixed Laura with a soft stare.
“What gave me away?”
Laura wasn’t dumb. The lack of sleep, while unimportant for a vampire, was brutal for a human. Especially (she thought) for one with newly returned humanity. Her body was doing work that it hadn't been doing in years. It was no wonder Laura could see large circles under Carmilla’s eyes. She could definitely understand being tired. She hadn’t slept very well since her heart had been taken out, either.
“Well, the giant bags under your eyes were a hint.” She mused and took a few steps towards where the girl stood against the wall. “The bed still being made was another.” She knew that there was more to Carmilla’s obvious lack of sleep than met the eye, but she also knew that it wasn’t likely that she would be told what the problem was.
“Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?”
“I don’t remember sleep tired.” Laura groaned and face planted into the open book she had lying on her desk.
“You haven’t slept for days, have you?”
@perrynormalisms
“No... yes.. I don’t remember. Is today Tuesday? If today is Tuesday, yes. If today isn’t Tuesday, probably no.”
