knightmare

looking for mutuals with similar interests, scroll through my page and see if we fit:D

[rustmarty]

this is like a sex scene to me

[dairyofasexycrazydoll]

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

it’s either that or finding people to talk to cause i’m an attention seeker

[erotizmas]

#the vibe i bring to the function because i don't wanna be there

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

what I look like from the outside even when I’m having a great time

[whimsywheeelah]

these two images are sisters to me

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

how does chanse channel the blue eye stare so well😭

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

remember how we all embarrassed ourselves on the internet as children haha… right guys? guys…

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

great! I love how you ignored me there. I’m totally not going to ruminate over for the rest of my life.

[noah-wyles]

imagine watching half man and then getting upset over the obsessive codependency and the pseudo incest element of their relationship that the characters actively lean into? what are you even doing here? go watch cocomelon!

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

and it’ll be the same ones obsessed with game of thrones..no shade

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

the children yearn to be unleashed on scientology buildings

[haggravated-lassault]

[medievalsleaze]

what’s so amazing about it all is that niall and ruben could have clarified to anyone at any point this episode that they aren’t actually blood related and only lived in the same house for three years. but they didn’t. because they’re sick

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

Actually explain your ‘brother’ situation or collapse on the floor.

Niall and Ruben:

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

thinking you’ve got a good gaydar but it’s just your subconscious being horny..

[danielsarmand]

Half Man 1.01

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

“Before I lose you forever.”

Ruben seeing Niall getting married as losing him forever needs to be discussed. They’re not okay your honor

[pinkvbay]

check the drip

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

I just got a vision that I need to see happen

Imagine an Duncaerion AU where they’re the characters in the manga Veil.

likeee the fics and the art that can be created from this tell me that y’all see the vision

[littlemartyr]

the concept of cumming in your boxers from your stepbrother choking you out and keeping you locked in his arms until you both fall asleep in his bed…. WOOOOWWWW….

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

that’s when they got my attention

and there better be a chocking scene as foreplay soon

[commiescummie]

when the yaoi has toxic overtones, manipulation, genuine abuse, gross crossing of normal boundaries and psychosexual obsession

[optimisticchaoscoffee]

EVERYONE WATCH HALF MAN PLEASEEEE