gay

gender? I don’t even know ‘er!

[snowybluesprout-deactivated2025]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. 100 purple pikmin 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

[dragonpyre]

Spiderman: Brand New Day was actually a 2 hour documentary on how repressing your emotions will fucking kill you

[bynine]

regi babies

[longscarydream]

Overwatch is the gayest crap since Homestuck . But worse.

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

munchill Mouth perfec t size for put human lunch in. inside very Cold and Fresh store safely food in Munchill Mouth. Put Human Food in Munchill Mouth. no problem ever in munchhill mouth because natural Fridge enzymes for prevent food rotting. Amunchill mouth yes a place for human leftovers in munchill mouth can trust munchill for keepping freshness to food. pal munchill

[mizumanta]

[violentrevolution-deactivated20]

yeah ok

[hjartasalt]

Wait I need to be able to reblog this

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[true-bean]

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

a fish walks into a bar

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

the bartender says

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

how the hell are you doing that

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[shirecorn]

You were under the impression I would make some sort of sense?

I do so Love jokes. Tell another one!

Shirts, stickers, prints, and more!

The brainscrambling god of chaos; ever-shifting, twisting, and churning the laws of reality like some kind of play putty. He does not belong to to this realm, but his own dimension is so twisted that the residents (or at least those few who have kept their sanity) are used to it by now.

And so, he slices spiraling holes in the veils that keep worlds apart, and corkscrews through to torment and amuse his favorite creatures.

With no true form of his own, Discord borrows bits and pieces from the worlds he visits, and puts them on kaleidoscopic display. Just recognizable enough to be familiar, but remixed and reformed for the express purpose of hurting your brain.

[shirecorn]

I made a tiling version and it looks super fantastic on a bunch of products. Check it out!

Lord of chaos himself! Emblazon yourself with the ultimate pasta salad, the noodle with no end and no beginning!

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[spidergirl-fibula]

new york poses the question of what if a city's inhabitants were also weeaboos for where they lived