✦ —— the lorax sentence starters
‘ i speak for the trees. ’
‘ we love living this way ’
‘ wow! what does that even mean? ’
‘ i’d probably marry him on the spot. ’
‘ and it does what? i don’t even know what it does. ’
‘ would you be a dear and go get them for me? ’
‘ you want one, you need to find him. ’
‘ oh, he’s real all right. ’
‘ wait, outside of town? ’
‘ well, here goes another lame saturday. ’
‘ you really think people are stupid enough to buy this? ’
‘ no one is supposed to come here. ’
‘ get out of here and leave me alone! ’
‘ well, that’s me. the guy who still cares. i’m here. ’
‘ sounds ridiculous, but i mean, that’s cool. ’
‘ if somehow your invention ends up a failure instead of a success, oh, it wouldn’t surprise me at all! ’
‘ i’m going to prove you all wrong. ’
‘ with nothing but a completely irrational sense of optimism. ’
‘ so let’s all make my dreams come true. ’
‘ yeah, that’s awesome. ’
‘ no, but that sounds amazing. ’
‘ i’ve got one of these for the cutest little guy I ever saw! ’
‘ i’m going to eat this, but i am highly offended by it. ’
‘ you listen to me, you furry meatloaf. ’
‘ if you’re not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you and curse you until the end of your days! ’
‘ well, i would love to tell you, but, sadly, according to the universal wish laws, I cannot. ’
‘ you’re kissing the cereal again, hon. ’
‘ it is now personal time. i’ll be in my room. ’
‘ don’t go poking around in things you don’t understand or i’ll be your worst nightmare. ’
‘ lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. ’
‘ hey, man? you know, you need to change that door bell. ’
‘ clearly, you missed me a little. right? ’
‘ why aren’t you like other kids, break dancing and wearing bell-bottoms, and playing the Donkey Kongs? ’
‘ because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s a guy. ’
‘ if he does the same stupid thing twice, it’s usually to impress some girl. ’
‘ how nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality. ’
‘ i didn’t mean you any harm. ’
‘ sleeping is the body’s way of telling other people to go away. ’
‘ okay, i put my lips on those. ’
‘ you’re bringing a guitar? ’
‘ i’m playing poker. he’s playing go fish. and i think he’s hungry. ’
‘ i think he’s going to get to that part really soon. ’
‘ you know me, just cruising. putting out the vibe. just me and my thoughts. ’
‘ oh, is this the girl you’re always talking about? ’
‘ there’s my big, suddenly successful son! ’
‘ but you always said i wouldn’t amount to anything, remember? ’
‘ so, who invited the giant, furry peanut? ’
‘ take that, you stupid tree! ’
‘ give me a reason, shorty. ’
‘ do you think I’m bad? ’
‘ something good finally happens to me, and he just has to come along and rain on my parade. ’
‘ i’m just following my destiny ’
‘ how bad can this possibly be? ’
‘ this is really all your fault. you destroyed everything. ’
‘ because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. it’s not. ’
‘ he knows his own name and everything. ’
‘ must have been a misunderstanding. ’
‘ i could just kiss you right now! ’
‘ what do you think you’re doing, kid? ’
‘ by the way, nice mustache. ’
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