My Hoe Ass

Lydia. 27. Art & awkward encounters. Queerio. Morally thirsty, zaddy af, kiribaku whore.

[my-heart-of-heart]

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

[lux-guild]

I'm literally in love with him

[optimumthirst]

The Masters of the Universe movie was written like the screenwriters were watching Nicholas Galitzine do reps at the gym kicking their feet and realized last minute Big Script was due at midight

[grateful-for-zayn]

Zayn saying that he feels nervous because the show means a lot to him, that he is family are in the audience and dedicating the show to his mom [TKT Manchester, 24.05.26].

[fioblah]

holdin on

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[fioblah]

you need cooling

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[fioblah]

another year ☀️🪴

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[sp1ritb0x]

Flash on

[dirbenaffleck]

i think the marvel vs dc conversation is bad because they're very different animals and i think its very obvious in how they approach the avengers and the justice league, even if you compare it between dceu and mcu, because at the end of the day superheroes in marvel seem to be allied with the governemtn regardless of their cause, like shield and avengers seem to be deeply connected in both fucntion and system because they're lead by a military guy and then the league in itself is funny because literally no one gets paid, they consider it volunteer work, that they operate outside of the planet so they would not be beholden to one state

[frownyalfred]

the Avengers: you don't understand, we HAVE to work with the government. to protect people.

the JL, in their satellite floating just outside of Earth's jurisdiction: lmao ok

[palacesofmymind]

Late at night with your love lying next to mine I miss looking at you sideways

ZAYN - Sideways

[optimumthirst]

Streets are saying Slutty Zayn back on the block

[hollanovhoney]

Visit Original Link

the combination of liam literally moaning and zayn’s high note is enough to nEED A NEW PAIR OF PANTIES

[sp1ritb0x]

Bakugou

[threedollarsdotcom]

great pervert, even better person

[fioblah]

sweeter together

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[kosmogrl]

[fioblah]

☁️ lizard

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[greelin]

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going