Optimus Fine

You can catch more flies with honey but you can catch more honeys being fly. 😎

[alligator0609]

Like and reblog if you want me to send you a nude

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[currentvibes]

[jaminicanbitch]

lmao bye

[s0uthcentral-deactivated2016112]

check out bro’s hang time though.

[phhat]

stop i know him

[optimus--fine]

So in love with this sweatshirt. Don't look at my face though. #sweatshirt #hoodie #diamondsupplyco #diamondsupply #love #beard

[ruinedchildhood]

[optimus--fine]

Found this little dude at pumpkin show the other day. #pumpkinshow #slug #animals #nature

[optimus--fine]

Can we all enjoy the beauty of this rainbow? #rainbow #nature #beautiful

[optimus--fine]

Can we all enjoy the beauty of this rainbow? #rainbow #nature #beautiful

[optimus--fine]

And the mist rolling off the trees #mist #trees #nature #beautiful

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[the-reckless-ronin]

follow for more of whatever the hell this is

[weloveshortvideos]

this is the cutest video ive seen today

[keepya-head-up]

I dun knooo

[thetime-ishere-deactivated20180]

His little glasses and little accent and little voice awwwwwwwwww

[cleothegoldfish]

Batman did it. Like he was sticking with that lie 😂😂😂

[kyssthis16]

Liddo glasses. Awwwwwwww

[babyphattracksuit-deactivated20]

I watched this 50 times

[snottygirl]

@upset-inertia it’s baht mahn

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[flames-of-ice-deactivated201410]

[charmingdragon]

Oh my god

[notparishilton]

THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE I’VE READ THIS YEAR

[whitegirlsaintshit]

White people is a slur? Noted.

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

[affablyevil]

Lmao.

[br4n-deactivated20140322]

It’s 5AM and I’m turning up…….. the oven to 425 to make some pizza rolls

[optimus--fine]

If you were really making pizza rolls you would know the oven needs to be set to 450