Brandalionn

Brandalyn. 25. I’m dating a very cute gay. 💕 We have 2 beardies, two snakes, a tarantula, a leopard gecko and a FRÖG

[anxietyproblem]

[bunniope]

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[smuganimebitch]

imo all movies being some kind of superhero shit paid for by disney is kind of like when every painting and sculpture was some jesus shit comissioned by the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

marvel movies

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for US foreign policy

cathedrals

enormous collaborative projects that involve hundreds of people

beloved by the masses

functions as propaganda for the catholic church

[smuganimebitch]

i'll be honest this was less an attempt to make a serious point and more of an attempt to upset marvel fans and catholics with one post

[junewild]

this may already be on tumblr but i laughed until i cried this morning so i thought i’d bless you all (source)

[patricide1885]

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

[deathwarlock]

A bird wrote this

[filmnoirsbian]

oh u got the metnal illnes?

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[katharinemoe]

okay?

[officialunitedstates]

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kholexcx]

[traumzeit27]

Daniel Arsham + Hajime Sorayama

@danielarsham

@hajimesorayamaofficial

@2G_TOKYO

[peachy-pumpkin-deactivated-deac]

love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

[peachy-pumpkin-deactivated-deac]

I’ve created this helpful info graphic

[ros3quart2]

Most of the characters that people call a love triangle is really just a love corner. And the woman is usually backed into it.

[maxtothemax]

the types of media i like can be placed in one of two categories:

type 1: oh my god this thing is amazing, i love it, i could go on hours long rants about how well executed it was. it has its faults but overall it's excellent.

type 2: i didn't say it was good, i said i liked it

[sacred-portal]

[freelancedumbass]

[babyanimalgifs]

Nothing cuter than a tortoise sliding down a hill 

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