Optimus Prime Simp

pfp cred to traditionally Appealing she/her| 🤖🏳️‍🌈 I am here to simp for robots

[junkyarded]

post: men do this awful thing

the strongest minds on tumblr dot com: don't forget that WOMEN are EQUALLY BAD and that there is NO DIFFERENCE between the way that men and women are treated in society, so just DON'T FORGET that WOMEN ARE BAD. women are bad. women are bad. women are bad.

[strawberry-crocodile]

i have a post where i mentioned "don't marry a man who won't do dishes" and someone added "dont marry ANYONE who won't do dishes!!!!" and like. hey. do you think there is a historical cultural context for why, specifically, men who refuse to do housework and expect a wife to also act as a live-in maid for him are more of a problem than the reverse.

[junkyarded]

on tumblr, it's more important to remind everybody that women who refuse to do housework are immoral

[eatcopperwire]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

Florida has a wizard in a tower chanting spells at the storm or something

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[nyxelestia]

[gurl-i-just-want-none-to-find-me]

It's giving Devotions fic ngl @owepossum

[merimerz]

in "this devotion may contain side-effects" by @owepossum Viktor sees a lot of his mother in Silco, for obvious reasons ❤️

in this story (but these are also my personal hcs) Viktor took a lot of his features from his mother, her face, the skin, moles etc but the colours are mostly from his father! he got especially the amber eyes and the focused stare.

Also, from childhood Viktor has been told he's the splitting image of his mother, but I like to think that, with age, he tends to look much more like his father, so I added mage Vik in comparison!

[owepossum]

tfw when a fandom legend bookmarks your fic 😭 — @oidingus makes amazing animations (frankly anyone who animates anything is a god to me) they’re so full of emotion and personality I cannot COPE. Their art style is iconic.

[oidingus]

This is a post to keep track of my favorite jayvik fanficion since my ao3 bookmarks are a mess and hopefully get some quality recs as well!

Contingency Planning by @oodlyenough murdered me and i liked it so much its concerning.

Chrysalis and Window of Opportunity by @oodlyenough

A New Promise by @dis-embarks did the same, thank you 🥲

Pygmalion by @twenty-qs 🩵

here is a map (with your name for a capital) by moonliving

be, be as you've always been by enbymegumi

Reflection and refraction series by @tryfero

Tastes like resurrection by @sulkybender 😭

disjunction by @nanashi-07

erosion by @nanashi-07

The Dead of Night by @bringthekaos

White lilies by whiskeyuncle ohmygod😭 destroyed in under 1k words

Crowbar by whiskeyuncle

origin of sickness by whiskeyuncle

High Hawk Season by JeanLuciferGohard

Bitter practicality by Kaeviat

Cradle to grave by @weatheredlaw

Switchblade by MmPumpkins

Differential Burdens in Displacement by @yallstar

void by @ironcy

Playlist for When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing 💔

The Taste Of Rot And Honey and Anatomy of Almost Forever by @sunsetplums

To Be With You by ivv

Two Painkillers by Fixyoureyes

Just a Dream by @happynachohologram this devotion may contain side-effects by @owepossum <3 baby jayviks, my heart 🥹

DRESS ME IN MIDNIGHT, FEAST UPON MY BONES by @hexhomos How to Be Alone in a Kitchen by @pro-yearner Kickstart My Heart by finalproject 💔 Somewhere Warm by @zillac Stenographer, read back the words we left unspoken by @zillac

body of work by @malicious-gay

popular by flagonlove

[oidingus]

Birthday boy giving the first slice to his favorite person 🥹 This Vik’s looks are inspired by @owepossum fic “this devotion may contain side-effects”

[loveisamountain]

New Arcane fan here! Hello!

It has been a long time since i posted, damn i am 31 years old, i didn't think i would last so long on tumblr, since 2013. But i am very happy i did.

I am reading a fanfic called ¨this devotion may contain side-effects¨ written by owepossum (i don't know if i can tag a person here @owepossum), and it's sooooo goood so lovely i read it all and catched up to the last chapter, and now i'm waiting for the next chapters.

I am gonna leave here a link to it and the summary. I'm afraid writing in english is not very easy for me (it's my second language) but i recommend this fic, i love that it starts in the past with young Silco and Vander adopting Viktor when he was 7 years old.

the summary from the author:

In which child-Viktor refuses to abandon Silco; an act of devotion that changes the trajectory of Zaun's uprising. While Vander negotiates with Enforcers, Silco builds an empire in the dark. Someone has to fund his son's endless charity work. Send the kids to school. Cure Grey Lung in a decade. Single-parenting a revolution is hard.

There's siblings-of-divorce, waverider eggs, volatile crystals...and a Piltie wandering around the Lanes looking for blue gems and a ghost.

Here is the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63220213/chapters/172720051 I also now need new fics! especially ones that are sweet but with drama, and with Silco and Vander as romantic partners. (They are not siblings) And if there is Jayvik sprinkled on top would be marvellous.

Please! :c

[dilfosaur]

my wife left me at the paradise colosseum

[raptorcivilization]

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

[raptorcivilization]

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[tiredandjaded]

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

[polarpasteque]

Me : Mentions of pregnancy make me so uncomfy. Surely I will be safe in a franchise about alien robots.

The imaginative James Roberts :

[deceptifaggot]

[blackberreh-art]

Who'd think the game would span a hundred years? Yoichi knows just how to keep AfO on his toes.

[merimerz]

in "this devotion may contain side-effects" by @owepossum Viktor sees a lot of his mother in Silco, for obvious reasons ❤️

in this story (but these are also my personal hcs) Viktor took a lot of his features from his mother, her face, the skin, moles etc but the colours are mostly from his father! he got especially the amber eyes and the focused stare.

Also, from childhood Viktor has been told he's the splitting image of his mother, but I like to think that, with age, he tends to look much more like his father, so I added mage Vik in comparison!

[owepossum]

Viki’s bio parents 😭🙏😫 @merimerz has god tier interpretations omg Viera looks JUST like Viktor (and Sil!!!) and I didn’t have a clear idea of how Viktor’s dad looked AND THIS IS SO amazing I’m sobbing at the resemblance as Viktor gets older ;—; because Viktor doesn’t get to grow old in many timelines… thank you for this amazingness I’m crying

[foone]

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

[monsterpotion]

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

[sevensixone]

[jeremy-ken-anderson]

This reminds me of the crafting system in Kingdom of Loathing that lets you combine Anticheese with Cottage Cheese to create a Cottage.

[foone]

well that's just basic physics, of course that would work

[tiixij]

discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it

[idk-my-aesthetic]

Spraying this post with dodgeball repellent