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Stardust: I’ll take the couch
Moonlight: Yeah, probably for the best
Sea Fairy: Are you sure? We’d really appreciate it.
Stardust: It’ll be fine, I slept in far worse places than-
*Moonlight and Sea Fairy are making loud noises in the bedroom while Stardust’s covering his ears*
*Fire Spirit is fighting Agar Agar*
Wind Archer, arriving: Hey, is she giving you trouble?
Fire Spirit: Fu*k off! I got this.
Wind Archer: Swearing doesn't make you cool.
Wildberry: *yanks the car door's handle*
Crunchy Chip: Push it down.
Wildberry: I am pushing down on it.
Crunchy Chip: Push the button.
Wildberry: *pushes into the keyhole*
Crunchy Chip: It looks like you’re pushing the keyhole.
Wildberry: The what?
Crunchy Chip: There’s a button under the handle! Press that in!
Wildberry, finally unlocking the door: Okay, now what?
Crunchy Chip: Open the fu*king door!
Wildberry, getting in: That is a stupid design!
Wildberry, closing the door: And your instructions were very unclear!
For the second time, the girlfriends are pitted against each other. Why would they do this?!
Dread Trident: Why am I always into idiots?
Alluring Crescent: You know, I'm something of an idiot myself.
Custard: You're the most expendable.
Captain Caviar: Us?
Custard: Between you and me, who has more value? If someone has to go, we should start with those lowest on the totem pole.
Oyster: How come?
Custard: That's how things work here. Survival of the fittest. Sorry to break it to you, but if there's anyone we could stand to lose, it's you two.
Captain Caviar: Us?
Custard: Yes. You two are weaker than me. There's no denying that...
Oyster: How come?
Custard: ...Are you even listening to me?
Captain Caviar: Us?
Oyster: How come?
Clotted Cream: We'll move as a group. You take the lead.
Custard: Me? How come?
Custard: ...
Captain Caviar, snickering: Hey, stop copying us!
Oyster: Yeah, stop copying us!
Gingerbrave: Chili Pepper? Are you crying? You do have a heart!
Chili Pepper: Yeah. That's what poor people have instead of money.
Pure Vanilla: Name your favorite color.
Hollyberry: Pink
White Lily: Green
Golden Cheese: Gold
Dark Cacao: The blood of my enemies.
Moonlight: Which do you prefer? Lingerie or dildo?
Sea Fairy: With you, yes.
*Moonlight and Sea Fairy are texting*
Moonlight: idk what to say
Moonlight: you belong in a museum
Moonlight: you look like a painting from the rain a sauce
Moonlight: rainesaunce
Moonlight: ressasaunce
Sea Fairy: the renaissance
Moonlight: yess
Sea Fairy: that's so sweet
Adventurer: The eagles won last night.
Blackberry: Oh, did you watch the game?
Adventurer, covered in jam, scratches and feathers: What game?
Alluring Crescent: Sea Fairy, look! I heart you!
Dread Trident: Okay, I heart you too, but- Is that a real heart? Where did you even find a heart in here?
Custard: You don't respect me enough-
Clotted Cream: I give you the exact amount of respect you deserve. None.
Clotted Cream, looking at the menu: What should I get?
Financier: Order something you've never had.
Clotted Cream, to the waiter: I'll have the validation of my father, please.
Custard: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I have ever forgotten.
Clotted Cream: You left me in the Walmart parking lot, like, three days ago.
Custard: I did that on purpose, try again.
Moonlight: *notices Stardust has been watching her and Sea Fairy kiss*
Moonlight: Stardust?! How long have you been standing there?
Stardust: An hour.
Sea Fairy: An hour?
Moonlight: Are you serious?!
Stardust: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
Stardust: *starts eating slowly*
Moonlight: You're eating a star jelly.
Stardust: My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible...
Sea Fairy: Mmm, no.
Stardust: I'm sure I'm invisible.
Milky Way, entering: Hey Stardust!
Stardust: ...Dammit.
Lotus: I'm going to go get the others if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.
Ananas: Oh please, we're not children.
Lotus: *walks away*
Ananas: Eat sh*t and die.
Pitaya: Yessss, fu*k you.