Orzhov Lawyer

Shaw Andulah, Orzhov Lawyer. I could represent you in court. If you can afford it. Icon by @lnkie

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@vens3r yw

[rhystique]

[SCREAMS]

[rhystique]

Imagine your oc… MtG but its a Space Opera

Ravnica is a huge station/collection of planets/other stations and is divided into ten “Sectors”. Each sector is sort of like. A corporation. The guildless just belong to a central area that isn’t affiliated with the Sectors but the area is mostly controlled by them.

That’s all I got about Ravnica so far but I also know that my boy Shaw is a crooked, nigh immortal space lawyer with too many schemes.

[rhystique-study]

Shaw, in a new outfit! Its not easy to draw! Ahahhhh

[rhystique-study]

Ultimate mood

[rhystique-study]

Twf u get attacked by law mosquito.

[knifefightscene]

fuck jobs i just wanna be a gay vampire

[opulent-lawyer]

"Hypothetically, what would be the repercussions for making unauthorized copies of pages from books in an Azorius archive? All hypothetical, of course."

If you copy them by hand in another language, or encrypted (it just can’t resemble the original text much, so space it out a bit more), they can’t actually charge you with anything. They will be mad, though.

[opulent-lawyer]

@take-on-meme

Excellent. Just don't tell them I sent you. They don't like me very much. And I don't like them! Okay, maybe I do like a couple of them, but that's irrelevant!

[opulent-lawyer]

Friend, how strick are foodlaws on meat pies? Do they check ingredients in meat pies in the tenth? What if meat pie delicious? What if everyone loves Mergo's meat pies? I am asking for friend of course. My meat pies are very lawful pies. -Mergo

Oh dear. Well. Uh. I’m not aware of any new food laws being enacted on meat recently, but the only illegal meat is from intelligent humanoids… which aren’t in the pies…. Or I sincerely hope they aren’t… If they are, just uh. You should be fine if you don’t get caught. They don’t check independent vendors. If you wanted to go large scale with your business you might have issues, though?

[opulent-lawyer]

That isn't reassuring (Are you sure there aren't people in there?)... but live your dream, you funky ogre.

[opulent-lawyer]

Friend, how strick are foodlaws on meat pies? Do they check ingredients in meat pies in the tenth? What if meat pie delicious? What if everyone loves Mergo's meat pies? I am asking for friend of course. My meat pies are very lawful pies. -Mergo

Oh dear. Well. Uh. I'm not aware of any new food laws being enacted on meat recently, but the only illegal meat is from intelligent humanoids... which aren't in the pies.... Or I sincerely hope they aren't... If they are, just uh. You should be fine if you don't get caught. They don't check independent vendors. If you wanted to go large scale with your business you might have issues, though?

[rhystique-study]

Terrible boy, vampire lawyer, law mosquito,,, he strikes again!

[opulent-lawyer]

Let’s say, hypothetically, that I am also an advokist and, hypothetically, that I think this courtroom is only if enough for one smol gay. What, in this purely hypothetical scenario, is your biggest weakness

Hypothetically, I'm too powerful and have no known weakness. How do you think I've survived 200 years of assassination attempts?

[opulent-lawyer]

"Hypothetically, what would be the repercussions for making unauthorized copies of pages from books in an Azorius archive? All hypothetical, of course."

If you copy them by hand in another language, or encrypted (it just can't resemble the original text much, so space it out a bit more), they can't actually charge you with anything. They will be mad, though.

[opulent-lawyer]

How do I become cool like you?

.... Law Crimes. If its legal by a technicality or loop hole, it's still legal! Also, wear some spicy fashion. I hear the fall line up will be absolutely divine this year.

[opulent-lawyer]

How's the whole fangs thing going?

SHHH. But also surprising well. I'm not eligible for joining the Obdezat any more, though which, lets be real, wasn't happening ever. Other than that, it's working out nicely.

[opulent-lawyer]

Answering questions!

Law questions?

Generic question?

All questions.

[rhystique]

I just want you all to know that Shaw is 5'6". This is important info.

[rhystique]

Trash Lawyer finding out that he has fans: