hello, my name is Ori/Aster, they/it/neos (see below). I'm a minor, agender and aroace, autistic, have aphantasia and aspd traits (not aspd itself idk. at least yet). alterhuman/otherkin. i draw yeeah...everything else ever below the cut
neopronouns I use: /s/s//_self
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sei/seir/seirs/seirself (?)
my main fandoms right now: jackpot crash course, in stars and time, a plague tale (innocence and requiem), nitw (i know many other fandoms, ask if you'd like to know)
some other interests: space, args, true crime, theories, escape rooms???
my fav artists: will wood, the scary jokes, elio mei
BYF: use tone tags if the sentence might be hard to understand; i tend to be very straightforward and don't really have a filter (may be rude idk really); i have trouble expressing emotions both irl and over text, might seem dry; im pretty apathetic mostly; just generally mentally unwell so be aware of that ig; don't make romantic/sexual comments about me, it really grosses me out; i make A LOT of typos.A LOOOT
blog tags: "art" - for art yeah
"ori talks" - randon rambles
"ori asks" - well. asks. who could've guessed
additional detail: reblog sideblog - @orireblogs
aw i cant add any more
(other ones i was gonna add were: "this user loves the sky", "ask my about my hyperfixations/ocs/interests", "?????????????", "this user is excited for winter")
jcc spoilers but it's mostly my thoughts and shit (about elise)
even though i am going to say that Elise lives until the bitter end, if they DO die, then i hope it's cuz of the whole "getting away with it" thing
what im talking about is: when you confront elise about its crime, you can understand that they pretty much got away with everything they did (not only through confronting him but. dont care). so they just kept pushing it, either to see how much they can get away with or just seeking that feeling again. he talked about how he barely remembers half of it, but talks plenty about how much "fun" it had and how they'd do it again as well.
ohh my god how did i forget to mention
if elise dies it BETTER be fun. they must die in a fun way. please
THIS MOMENT. fuck i hope they'll keep pushing their luck!!!!
so if elise dies i HOPE it'll be connected to either that or the fact that they insist to play the games as they were intended (example: during blackjack it said that about preliminary round, aaand they mentioned that a couple thousands times throughout blackjack alone. so yeah)
Vampire au Elise being a huge deal but it's never really stated in the in-universe history books how they died, only that they "mysteriously disappeared after a mission and were never found" and everybody mourns the prodigal 19 year old hunter and say "oh he was so young" even though it was twsited a sadistic
Meanwhile he's actually still alive as a vampire and probably killing a hunter as they speak because it finds it fun
So. Imagine Vick's never sired (turned) a vampire before and Elise, being the little shit they are, was the first one to ask him directly to turn it. And for some godforsaken reason, he does. He walks him through the next couple weeks of turning, though he doesn't know exactly what he's doing he's trying his best right?
Imagine Elise crying because their mouth hurts so bad and Vick's fatherly instincts kick in so he just holds them until they cry themself to sleep
can we please get more representation for everyone who is afamilial, aplatonic, asensual, anaesthetic, and/or alove/loveless? can we please stop forgetting that the a in lgbtqia+ stands for them too?
can we talk about them more? can we make it easier to find information and resources about them? please?
shout out to the aros and the aces and the apples (aplatonics) and the afams (afamilial) and the aloves and everyone else on the aspec this pride month
Consider: Bones bringing Vick and Elise with him to Colombia to meet his parents,,, Bones tells the two of them that they to be on their best behaviour (aka being decent human beings and not trashing their parent’s place in Elise’s case) or they’re not taking the flight back home with him /silly
may i humbly request some never caught au ekise hcs... maybe throw some bones there as found family siblings... idk i hope you get what i mean
✩ general Elise headcanons! ✩
⟢ NEVER CAUGHT AU
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⟡ he technically lives with Vick and Bones, but it’s only there about 50% of the time. they really can’t sit still in one place for too long, it makes him feel like a rabbit in a cage, if you will
⟡ oh Elise… you would’ve loved scamming kids on Roblox
⟡ it actually has a really cute fashion sense, it goes on shopping sprees with Bones a lot
⟡ they either scarf down their food in one gulp or nibbles on it super slowly like a rabbit. no in-between.
⟢ while they love making disgusting food combinations and are only ever spotted in public eating the most sugar-filled abominations you’ve ever seen in your entire life, in private, it may secretly indulge from time to time in… salads
⟡ will go to parks just to push kids off swings and hang off the monkey bars, hogging the entire thing so nobody else can go on them
⟡ an absolute MENACE at paintball
⟡ him and Bones play the points game while they’re driving
⟢ “how many points for this bozo?” “none, he’s too slow. and he’s on his phone.” “yeah, but he’s still young and fit, so that’s gotta count for some! only the super old people who walk onto the road without looking both ways get you no points.”
⟡ chronically online and only ever references the most obscure, absolute nonsense shitposts that nobody has ever heard of in their entire life, and will make fun of you and call you old if you don’t get it
can i have some vick, bones, and elise family headcanons,,, i would say no crimes au but they're. vicks, bones, and ELISE. so minimal crimes/never caught au i suppose /SILLY
✩ Elise, Vick and Bones found family headcanons! ✩
⟢ NEVER CAUGHT AU
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⟡ they all live in Vick’s huge ass mansion, they kind of just appeared one day and never left. Vick has tried to kick them out multiple times, to no avail
⟡ the three of them usually do their makeup together in the morning (assuming that they’re all around that day)
⟡ Vick with a OKAYEST DAD EVER mug that Elise bought him
⟡ Bones once convinced Vick to let them give him a goth makeover, he didn’t mind it as much as he thought he would
⟡ Elise eats a FUCK ton of easter eggs and other chocolate around easter time, and Vick will take their wrappers that they leave all over the place and wrap them around each other into a ball to throw for them. a makeshift game of fetch but also keeps wrappers from being literally everywhere. he throws the wrapper ball away as soon as Elise gets bored
⟡ Bones loves to go on shopping sprees and max out Vick’s credit card. Bones doesn’t even really care all that much for really expensive stuff, they know they’ll look good in anything, he just likes to waste Vick’s money
⟡ cuddle piles on the couch which start as Bones pointing to Vick’s lap and saying “is this seat taken?” before sitting on his lap. Elise appears like ten minutes later, whinging about how “URRRGH YOU GUYS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE SPACE!!” so he just starts climbing on them until they’re all unintentionally cuddling
⟡ Elise is constantly trying to sneak their bunny ears onto Vick’s head. so far it hasn’t worked, but they’ll get him one day