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A DIABOLICALLY UNEVEN activity multimuse for characters that are only seeing the light of day SOMETIMES. Also serves as a directory of side characters from Aurelius and Aspen's universe.

This is a sideblog to @punkasite / @woefell

carrd (MASSIVE wip)

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊.    (  a collection of various  location prompts centered around time & weather.  feel free to adjust as desired.  )

[ 1AM ] the stoop of a brightly lit psychic shop, pondering haven from the rain. [ 2AM ] the [ lobby / room ] of a run-down motel during a tumultuous storm. [ 3AM ] a dark graveyard thick with petrichor, well beyond visiting hours. [ 4AM ] an empty, rusty gas station nearly flooding with rainwater. [ 5AM ] a cabin in the frozen woods, large fire raging under the hearth. [ 6AM ] a bus stop hazily lit by the rising sun, earth smelling of petrichor. [ 7AM ] a crowded coffee shop, patrons in a rush to escape the morning rain. [ 8AM ] a serene camping site overlooking a valley, air humid & fresh. [ 9AM ] a diner smelling of breakfast food as rain patters on the window. [ 10AM ] a walled-in garden full of flowers, just as the afternoon heat sets in. [ 11AM ] an empty public playground, equipment hot from the sun. [ 12PM ] the middle of a sweltering outdoors shopping center. [ 1PM ] the side of the highway after your car breaks down from the heat. [ 2PM ] a bustling farmer's market ripe with produce, unhindered by the rain. [ 3PM ] a city sidewalk gloomy with mist & countless puddles. [ 4PM ] the forested perimeter of a vast lake, cold from snow melt. [ 5PM ] a [ restaurant / diner ], interior lights flickering under a fierce storm. [ 6PM ] a car interior, passengers stuck on a dangerously snowy & dark road. [ 7PM ] an outdoors event as the heat backs off, full of laughter & live music. [ 8PM ] the long queue of a club, impatient patrons stuck in the rain. [ 9PM ] the threshold of an apartment, knocking to be let out of the hailstorm. [ 10PM ] a windy beach past public hours, grains of sand mimicking the stars. [ 11PM ] the backseat of a car parked in the pouring rain on a lonely road. [ 12AM ] a pier on the cold, misty waterfront as fireworks are let off.

[alkcomics]

~Queens of X~

[nessa007]

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE (2018) Dir. Mike Flanagan

[kamamo1]

The future is yours to shape.

[temp0rt5l]

five stares up at his brother with venom laced across his features && his back teeth already grinding in annoyance . he does not care about how he looks -- he does not care if he stinks of b.o && teenage sweat . he has got better things to be thinking about . five tucks his hands on his hips , unsure what to say for a moment then tilts his head away .

klaus might be onto something with the burning bridges comment .

his tongue clicks && he thinks for a moment . his shoulders are still tense , but for a brief millisecond , he allows himself to relax . after all , out of all of his siblings , klaus has been the most ... well , five wouldn't go as far to say present , but he had always had a shared understanding with the fourth member of the umbrella academy .

❝ you just gestured to all of me . ❞ five says , annoyed . back to evading , he blinks around klaus && moves away from him .

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Klaus turned to face Five in his new location. This was going to be another failure he just knew it.

"That's because all of you is the problem!" Klaus exclaimed before he deflated with a sigh. "There's a nice young old man under all that crazy and I know just me saying that is enough to make you want to tear your own skin off but it's true! And - and - and stewing in all of this darkness is just self-harm man! Take it from me man, I'm the king of self destruction."

Klaus claps his hands together in front of his mouth. If he could force sense into Five's brain with his stare alone he'd be doing it. He hated trying to actually live up to the Klaus people actually wanted. He hated being responsible and trying to make people listen. It was a total waste of time. But it was impossible to ignore the way Diego had brought it up to Klaus as he left after another night babysitting. "I don't think Five's doing so good." Yeah and water's fucking wet Diego thanks for making this my problem.

"Look— I know I'm a kind of the family joke here but now, horrifically sober and able to make coherent thoughts but I'm trying to be serious here. You're not immortal Five. You are painfully mortal and if you keep at it like this you're going to get yourself killed, okay?" Klaus pointed at his own chest. "And then you'll really be stuck with me because unlike Ben I don't think you're ever going to find peace. Not until you learn how to let things go."

[lauraharricrs]

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honestly the image of diego being a responsible but burnt out new dad while five is being going full emo teen in the basement. like, you're in your 60s or something dude.... lay off the sum 41 and either get your life on a track or get up here and help with the screaming child. and no weird grim fugue state monologues! it freaks her out!

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me: diego is not the best at shit like math also me: diego is the only one in the family who knows how taxes work

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i got..... distracted (also in the bane vs pink man meme, aurora is pink man dkfsjghkfdls)

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in the s4 that is very real and not just in my head:

luther works with troubled kids, either a something like a teacher or a counselor/therapist. when his powers come back the ape shit doesn't because that's not actually part of his powerset it was a side effect of the serum. he's got a whole new body there's no reason why he should look like that now and frankly he's still SCARILY jacked. he also DOES find sloane (she's a scientist) again, she was also looking for him. they get married a second time, viktor and aurora are still the best man and maid of honor. they have a son named theodore who ofc they call teddy. he does have powers idk what tho.

diego works in private security but only works for people he's already torn through the life of and knows everything about. so either he's there to get you arrested or you're a nice person and he wants to help out. lila has a similar kind of job and they trade off being the at-home parent between assignments. lila bizarrely has ended up Some Kind Of Spy Or Something, which is how they find out that aurora is with the jeans when she goes missing. so it's her and diego who make the sibs all get together and deal with that. when five is pretty obviously not interested in sticking around in school he encourages him to just get his GED and either gun for college or figure something out that he wants to do. grace and the twins all have powers. it's a nightmare. also thanks to the kids n shit diego might be one of the most mature siblings now? it weirds them all out.

klaus is sober now which did take him a few years to get back to but all his siblings took turns being his support/place to crash. diego and lila's kids where a major factor in him finally cleaning up since he didn't want them to see that/be around that kind of thing and he didn't want to be absent from their lives. one of klaus' struggles though has always been that he just.... doesn't have any real skills? like he doesn't have something outside of Superhero Bullshit he's good at that can be transferred into a profession, nor a life goal he could build a path to which always leads him back into drugs and insane shit. when his powers finally come back it's actually a relief because it's something he can do. so once he has that he sets up shop as a psychic and makes his cash that way. he's the defacto babysitter since his schedule is so flexible.

viktor is in his masc exploration era which is how we end up with him owning a bar of all things. he likes how social it is and how many people are around as it makes him feel less lonely. he is trying and failing to date since he's kind of speedrunning a double adolescence atm since he never had a real teenage experience to begin with and is now doing it all over again as he transitions. he's in therapy and doing really well at learning to better regulate his emotions without completely shutting them all down. helped keep klaus on track through rehab and getting onto his own feet, still does all of his business and legal paperwork/books because klaus is just too scattered to do that shit on his own.

aurora struggled to adapt to the new universe probably the worst since she has had even less life experience than luther and the least formal training/education given her situation. she ends up living with luther since girlie doesn't even know how half the shit around her works, 50% of her understanding on things is based on dream logic. so he helps her with that and with getting her GED. she ends up working at a local cafe/bookstore before her powers start to comeback. without her powers she genuinely struggles to grasp if things are a dream or not which leads to her falling into the clutches of gene and jean. thankfully she has the sense to not snitch on her siblings but she does kind of vanish and fall off the grid which turns into The New Family Crisis for a bit there.

when her powers come back she has a much better sense of reality but also starts to struggle more and more with staying awake which leads to her being unable to work or do much on her own. She's on disability now and writes fiction and poetry when she's awake enough and not maximizing her window for socializing. she has a spare room in her apartment for her siblings and yes, she does guilt them occasionally into visiting (diego and luther get passes since they have kids). klaus and five are historically the most frequent visitors since klaus isn't super fond of living alone and five is a worrier without anything huge to worry about anymore. her siblings all kind of sort of co-manage her affairs which is.... as functional as you'd think. (it's usually sloane or five actually handling it all realistically)

[temp0rt5l]

there is nothing more humiliating , but since luther is there , standing like a moron , five might as well make the best of him being there . he hops immediately onto his brothers bicep && waits for the other to lift him upwards towards the bookshelves . five peers , straining his eyes , looking for a specific book that he hopes has been stored correctly && has not been removed by dear old dad .

❝ since you asked , curious george , ❞ five replies , fingers tracing the spines of the books , murmuring the titles to himself as he looked . ❝ i'm looking for dad's copy of townsend's modern approach to quantum physics . the old man had some notes that he wrote about it but i can't cross-reference it without the book in question . ❞

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Luther's head snaps up to look up at Five in surprise, his brow furrowed. He knows that book.

"Why didn't you just say that from the start?"

Gently, with more care than Five was probably do, Luther put him back down and walked confidently to Dad's office proper.

"There's a whole collection of books that Dad kept close since he used them all the time." He tells Five as he walks "There's Townsend's, a few more physics books, a few biology ones, a history book per era and location, a few geology and astrology, couple about things like folklore which always seemed weird to me since I don't think he was capable of fantastical or metaphorical thinking..."

Entering Dad's office is always bittersweet, nostalgic and painful. It's the place where all his hopes were born and where they died. Well, it was what it was. He was just glad all that time wasting his life trying to be the Perfect Number One could help someone out. He takes the small keys from the left top drawer of the desk, where they always were, and uses it to open the bottom sliding doors on the cabinet closest to him. Sure enough there they all were, untouched since his passing. Luther was just glad that nothing had changed when he was on the moon or this would've been really embarrassing.

He frowns for a moment seeing two copies of Townsend's but just pulls them both out and proffers them to his genius brother.

"Being a kiss ass has its perks right?" Luther smiled, a little self-deprecating sure but earnest.

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brellie sibs incorrect quotes from this random generator. i may or may not do some of these as edits eventually. who knows.

Five, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

Aurora: We have to plan, we have to figure something out. Five: Aurora, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Viktor: You can’t have a gun on stage! Klaus: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

Five: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together. Lila: So, then… détente? Five: Agreed. Lila: Understanding? Five: Possibly. Lila: Cooperation? Five: Maybe. Lila: Trust? Five: Out of the question.

Klaus, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee! Viktor: Friend of Yours? Klaus: Nope, wrong number. Viktor: ???

Aurora: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Luther: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Diego: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Klaus: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Five: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Eight: Go on, give Luther a compliment. Viktor: How do you expect me to do that? Diego: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Viktor: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Luther, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

Luther: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Diego: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Five: Wasps? Klaus: Terriers? Luther: Viktor.

Five: Klaus, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you? Klaus: Diego, Five wants you to get out of the house.

Luther: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Dad’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive! ALTERNATIVELY!!! Luther: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Aurora's bed* -couldn’t stay awake!

Aurora: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Klaus: Schrödinger's boys. Luther: FUCK! Viktor: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Diego: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Diego: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Eight: ... Klaus: ... Luther: ... Viktor: ... Diego: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

Diego, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Luther: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Luther: Here you go. Diego:Luther:Klaus: Why am I here?

Viktor: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

Allison: We’re going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo. Allison, to Viktor and Klaus: You guys are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms. Viktor, to Five: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement. Five: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the… dubious looking device? Allison: Because only Velma would say “dubious device”. Five gets the spooky fridge in the basement. Diego: And what does that make you, Fred? Allison: Bitch, I’m Daphne.

Diego: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Five: Klaus, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Klaus: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Viktor: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse. Five: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass. Five: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off. Klaus: It would be cool if cars could fuck. Luther: We... We still have horses.

Five: Eight, you can do anything! Aurora: Anything? Five: Anything! Aurora, holding a gun: anything?!?!Five: Wait, not that!

Aurora: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Aurora: Are you busy? Diego: Yes. Aurora: Cool, listen to this...

Diego: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Viktor: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Luther: I got distracted halfway through. Five: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Luther, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Aurora: Luther, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Five, would you get Luther some water? Five: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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i want to do... incorrect quote things.... but i want them to have graphics... but i don't want to do the editing.....

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to the surprise of none i am losing this fight

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i want to do... incorrect quote things.... but i want them to have graphics... but i don't want to do the editing.....

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Aurora really was out here figuring out fun night trips for her two brothers to try and keep them from going full blown crazy from isolation for like over a decade.

meanwhile i KNOW allison told her to not visit because it was creepy. Diego i think got annoyed once said some shit and now regrets it bc he barely gets to see her now. Klaus is distraught at how bad their relationship is but is drugging himself out of thinking about how fucked ANY aspect of his life is. Meanwhile viktor is hanging on to every visit like a lifeline, just like his lost brothers.

[capinejghafa]

DAVID CASTAÑEDA as DIEGO HARGREEVES THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (2019-2024 2022) | SEASON 1