Ponyboy: how do you politely tell someone their breath smells?
Two-bit: observe.
Two-bit, walks up to Dally: hey bro, wanna go drink mouthwash together?

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Ponyboy: how do you politely tell someone their breath smells?
Two-bit: observe.
Two-bit, walks up to Dally: hey bro, wanna go drink mouthwash together?
Darry: thereβs nothing worse than people using big words they donβt understand just to seem smart.
Sodapop: I photosynthesize with that
ELLIE MY MOUTH HURTS AND FOR A LEGITIMATE REASON OWWWWWWW DON'T EVER GET BRACES, AND IF YOU DO, DON'T EVER NEGLECT YOUR RETAINERS FOR A YEAR
awww babes!! i hope you feel better real soonππππ
If Steve and Soda were gonna have a threesome with someone else in the gang, who would it be? I'm asking for a friend
are u doing angeldust?
cuz I want some
You should do headcanons of Steve being all emotional and coming out to Soda because your writing is awesome and I love you
AYE
I love you too and thank you so much anonπ
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Steve Coming Out Hcs
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β’we all have pretty good coming out stories
β’I really didnβt have a good one but well my sister told my mom so I didnβt really tell her
β’but itβs all good cause everything is just so
β’π€ π€ π€ π€
β’but yeah he was hesitant at first
β’even tho thatβs this best friend
β’itβs still pretty scary
β’just scared of criticism or rejection
β’possibly loosing a friend
β’but he knew Soda wasnβt like that, Steve just had to hope for the best
β’and he felt bad because Soda was really close with him and he didnβt want to leave him in the dark
β’he hadnβt told a n y o n e
β’and wanted to keep it that way until he told the most important person
β’so he asked him if they could talk when he was free at his house
β’so like he got there, Steve really didnβt know how to do it
β’they would most liking have a small talk about something stupid and unrelated to break the ice
β’then it would be like Soda asking Steve what he needed to tell him and likeβ
β’just tears start pouring out of his face as Steve is just like
β’ βI like guys,β
β’BUT ITS OK
β’WHY????
β’because I said so OKAY,
β’welll only if someone asks for something sad or unhappy
β’or like if it just fits the story and idk
β’N E V E R M I N D
β’but yeah
β’Soda would, of course, comfort Steve and tell him that everything is gonna be alright
β’then heβd probably ask basic questions likeeee
β’ βHow long have you known?β orrr βhave you told anyone else besides me?β
β’but yeah after having a really emotional and serious talk about it
β’they just ease the air with jokes and laughter
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haaaa thatβs gay
more gay than me
hey, you should do an imagine or some headcannons about how the gang would react if they found dallys milk commercial!! (matt dillons milk commercial, 1982, its on youtube) <333 thank you!!
iM a crAckhEad
Sorry guys just had to get that off my chestπ
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M I L K
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β’milk is such a weird word
β’the whole gang makes fun of him
β’even Johnny
β’well not really Darry, he was only happy he was in a commercial
β’but yeah the gang always makes fun of him
β’itβs not even messing around at this point itβs bullyingππππππ
β’jkjk dally is just fun to mess with
β’itβs a lil inside joke they all have
β’ βmiLk mAn,β
βGUys mY agE ManNnnN,β
βMILKβ
βWhatβs up milk man,β
β’you get the point lil comments
β’dals ready to throw some hands
β’punch someone in the throat
β’heβll remember this, and get some interesting stuff about everyone
β’and blackmail them
β’so heβs got a plan
β’everyone better watch their backs
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omgπ²π²π²
A poSt FrOm eLLiE??!?!?
hOw LegenDArY
Iβm kidding guys, howβs life goin??
*ahem* Hey Ellie I have a task for you. Youβve heard of innocent Pony, but what about... innocent Steve?
is it even possible???
Get your bible. Eden needs an exorcism
Oh dangggggππππππππππππππ
CAN I GET AN AMEN????
Can you do some Stevepop hcs where Steve is really bummed about every college rejecting him and he locks himself away?
Wow Iβve been dead sorry about that, but itβs coolπ€ π
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StevePop Hcs
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β’ yeah it was kinda ruff to apply to a variety of schools and they all turn you down
β’school sucks ass anyway
β’okokok but Soda is a good bf
β’like my boi is top quality so when Steve turns anti social he makes an effort to cheer him up
β’Soda tries everything
β’he cracks stupid jokes so he wonβt feel as sad
β’he asks him some questions or tries to start different conversation to get everything off his mind
β’tried taking him on a date
β’thAt diDnt wOrk oUt
β’but he eventually just tries to talk to him about it
β’ βcβmon Steve open the door, please?β
βN O.β
βitβs not as bad as it seems,β
βYou try getting rejected to all the colleges you applied to,β
βI canβt I dropped out of high school,β
βOh yeah, forgot about that,β
βListen, I know it seems shit right now and the whole worlds against you, but you just gotta see the bright side of it all.β
β...β
βOkay so maybe there isnβt a bright side BUT, hEar mE Out,β
βJesusββ
βHUSH. Maybe goin to school wasnβt meant to be, but if thatβs what you wanna do then weβll try harder, together,β
β’Soda is such an inspirational speakerπππ
β’he just knows how to win your heart
β’but soda just knows how to talk to someone in general
β’Steve just feels comfortable with Soda and cries for a good 15 minutes then heβs Gucci
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Itβs really short, sorry about that fam. I have a couple more requests to do and I want to get them outta the way so they donβt pile upππ
Psst, hey, hey you, yes you
Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.
Holy shit heβs actually going for itβ¦
please
please!
Ok I donβt know if this is the right thing to send stuff on but whatever. Can you pleaseeee do a ponyboy or darryxreader one shot?? Maybe theyβre on a date or something?? I would love thattt. Also I love your blog and your contentβ€οΈ
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Send it on whatever Iβll still do it, BUT BROOO I GOT YOUππ
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Darry x Reader Oneshot
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I could feel my heart beat out of my chest as I sat at the red booth, in the corner, waiting for my date. I was pretending to look at my menu, but I really was looking for any signs of a special someone walking in. I felt myself grow antsy and nervous as random scenarios popped in my head.
What if heβs not even coming? Maybe on the way here he found someone prettier and just thought βoH maybe Iβll just go ask this beautiful lady out insteadβ OR itβs possible that he didnβt even waNNA COME IN THE FIRST PLACβ
β(Y/n)?β I heard a deep voice speak from above me. I slowly looked up as I saw Darry gently smiling at me.
βUhh, hi!β I tried my best to sound happy and casual but goddamn, I was super nervous and scarred.
βSorry, am I late?β Darry asked
Oh, no, not at all, Iβm just early,β oH now I sound like a creep, I thought as I gave a toothy smile as he took a seat across from me.
I observed his face as he took the menu in front of him. He had such a strong jawline as well as an amazing face structure, and his beautiful eyes, in normal lighting, they seemed blue, but as his eyes hit the light you could see the green mix in. I was so much in a daze, his voice startled me.
βIf Iβm being honest,β he began βI was a bit worried you werenβt going to come,β
I hadnβt even realized that someone, like him, would be as nervous and doubtful, like me.
βWhat? No, Darrel, of course I was going to come, this date is what kept me through the week! Why wouldnβt I wanna be here with you?β
His blue eyes averted from his menu to my eyes, you could tell he was hesitant to respond.
β(Y/n), look at you, look how beautiful and amazing you are. Then thereβs me, a greaser, I never, in an entire lifetime, would think someone like you would be here and agree to go on a date with someone like me,β he explained
His words made my heart fastly thump, I was surprised that he would doubt that I would come. The thing that baffled me and made me blush was that he called me beautiful.
Oh my god, Darrel Curtis called me beautiful.
βYou being here right now even feels like a dream,β the way he looked the other way and rubbed the back of his neck melted my heart. I unconsciously put my hand on top of his and stared into his hypnotizing eyes.
βWell, Iβm here, and I wouldnβt want to be anywhere else,β I could feel myself smile, βjust sitting here with you makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.β
I could see a light shade of pink spread across his cheeks as he looked at our hands.
βY-yeah, you-I mean,β he cleared his throat as he noticed his constant stuttering. I guiltily giggled, at the fact that I actually caught him off guard.
βLetβs just enjoy this evening together, alright?β I removed my hand from his and scanned back to my menu, still smiling. I could see him in the corner of my eye, happily look at his hand that I had grabbed and smile to himself.
βYeah, okay,β
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I think you meant cum get yo mans
I justβ
Holy water? Steve knows a lot about filling holes
@staygoldponebone this child is wildin
I know what heβs eating for dinner π€€
THE ONLY THING WEβRE EATIN IN THIS HOUSE IS A SALAD AND THE WORDS OF THE LORD, CAN I GET AN AMEN.
Yo Ellie what if Steveβs dick was shoved down my throβ I guess it is already
gsnsuaceigenwuwc uM imma bout to shove this holy water down yo throat if you donβt cut it outβ
anyways stan hatsume miku for creating minecraft
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cool im emotionally invested in this now. so like a generic wolf? or something else
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bro I dunno