Lets Stir People Up

  You absolute fool, let me kiss you. 

[i-am-a-fish]

I love fruit

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

oh boi, ur gunna love me

[dandeland]

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

[spacefinch]

THEN PERISH

Was anyone going to tell me, or….

It’s free real estate

I love you. (Here’s the latest news)

Live slug reaction

__ ? In my __? It’s more likely than you think.

And some highlights from the notes:

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

THIS PERSON?!

the WHAT

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[socalgal]

you want some big dog

[i-give-olms-to-people]

[monchursouls]

Congrats you have appeased the olm-giving alien

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

raw, next question

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[j-sillabub]

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

[absurdlakefront]

I just needed this again.

[agnes-nielsens]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[i-am-a-fish]

take your meds

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

no. Take me instead.

[leave-her-a-tome]

(source)

Unsplash -  photography, illustration, and art

Pixabay - same as unsplash

Pexels - stock photos and videos

Stockvault.net - stock photos

freepngimg - icons, pictures and clipart

Veceezy - vectors and clipart

Kissclipart and kissPNG - more vectors and clipart (often transparent!)

Getdrawings - simplistic images and drawing tutorials

Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)

Canva - needs login but has lots of templates

Library of Congress - historical posters and photos

NASA - you guessed it

Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie

Even Adobe has some free images

There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without infringing copyright! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own. 

Please add on if you know any more sites for free images <3

[kmparker616]

Thanks for the information!!

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

now this, this is the good shit, yeeeeeah

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if the "Complaint" links are not visible for you:

Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn't track your data!)

Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints--and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled "DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google" featuring the media you're looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

this is very bad info, im glad to share it so that people know how not to do it accidentally

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

seriously thinking about becoming a Butcher just so I can joke about knowing how to handle my meat.  

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

The interview went really well

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

The trial shift went really well

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

I got the job

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

i ended up quitting that job after 8 months, doing an access course, im now in my second year of university

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

the dog i live with just smelt my tissue i coughed into and stared at me for a full minute.

what do you know?

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

reblogging cos i just realised what the dog knew.

I HAD TO HAVE BRAIN SURGERY ABOUT A MONTH AFTER I POSTED THAT

[i-am-a-fish]

take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

ima get a second parent? *puts meds down*

[fishiest-fish]

>work more hours to buy more weed

>have to buy more weed because more work means more joint pain

>work more hours to buy more weed

>have to buy more weed because more work means more joint pain

-work more hou

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

i do the same but with coffee and haribos

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

alls good and well with the world until an old friend gets married at 21 and in the same weekend ANOTHER gets married (at 22). And you are still in your bed sobbing over fictional characters, again.

[myjetpack]

My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian books.

p.s. my latest book cartoons collection is Revenge of the Librarians: tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2

[neil-gaiman]

I feel seen. And mocked. And understood.

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

same mate, same

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

[doubleca5t]

oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

katzen sind lecker

@catsinvalhalla

[azfellco]

Me right now

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

okokok im not going to post too much about good omens here, but this is something im screaming (somewhat lovingly and somewhat painfully)

[biggest-gummiest-spoon]

MR GAIMAN I WOULD LIKE A WORD, PLEASE

@neil-gaiman