morpheous drinking a fourty in a death basket

Hannah | 24 | morpheus dorpheus orpheus go eat some walruses orifices porridges morpheus morpheus going to the buffet and walruses corfidence corpseses worcestershire sauce go into your orifices RED PILL BLUE PILL MORPHEUS WALRUSES seashells by the seashorpheus

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[treecitysessions]

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Red-Bellied Piranha

Pygocentrus nattereri

[xeniaxms]

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[girlnumbers]

I keep thinking about this picture and laughing

[mclennonyaoi]

in 2019 i saw someone call her butch

[junglejim4322]

She looks like pastel goth mr bean

[tvguts]

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

[slowspinningredemption]

incredible things happening on reddit right now

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[gaylor-moon]

[cipheramnesia]

Hideo Kojima would do numbers as a Hideo Kojima parody account on Tumblr

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i'm not sure if anyone else has ever fucked up the spelling of "jealous" more than dj khaled did that one time

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

genuinely impressive

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[darkspaceboytoy]

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

[bulliness]

I don't think so

[darkspaceboytoy]

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[heathcliffgirl1847]

when people are named baker or fuller or tanner or something its like HA 🫵 I KNOW WHAT YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA DID 🫵🫵

[pjackk]

NO MORE

[somacruz]

Mulder fart pocket