orange is the new pear

oranges | 31 | she/they mad lesbian Art tag https://oranges-and-pears.tumblr.com/tagged/oranges%20art

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[innerchildabortionclinic]

all the people saying this is their dad in real life: I know, I use reddit 🫩 I have for sure read his r/AITA

[buckineddie]

CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2000) dir. McG

[innerchildabortionclinic]

does anyone still fw me

[dogpuppy]

[bamfspock]

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

[bamfspock]

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

[bamfspock]

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

[bamfspock]

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

[bamfspock]

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[catgirlanarchist]

the democrats ended up shunning chikorita and abandoning her policy proposals, calling her a "saultry little binch" and refusing to cooperate with someone "on the bottom lsft" of the political spectrum

[illumiiiz]

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[vitabreva]

[nineties-effect]

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[anxietyproblem]

[grootficguy]

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

[cerastes]

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

[im-mender]

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

[koth-harvest-final]

[scenetorrents]

[thememedaddy]

[oneiroi-communications]

No I haven't seen it yet

[oneiroi-communications]

You all know what I mean, I'm seeing it on monday

[oneiroi-communications]