Live.Laugh.Hockey

Chelsea. 20. Toronto. Oilers and Leafs.

[micdotcom]

here’s to a better 2017 (x)

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[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

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Connor McDavid: says player is classless because said player bragged about breaking his collarbone during a game (an injury that cost him half a season and a calder trophy)

Flyers Fans: Connor McDavid is the new Sidney Crosby!! Whining for no reason!! He better grow up.

Yes, the 19 YEAR OLD that basically states that he finds a person classless because he was bragging about causing a serious injury, who defended said player every single time someone tried to say that hit that caused the injury was intentional, who even said he didn’t want to get into what that player said during tonight’s game, is the one who needs to GROW UP. 

Who needs to grow up? Not the 26 YEAR OLD who brags about causing serious harm to people in order to get into their head. Are y’all fucking kidding me…

[hockeydilf]

open your eyes america

[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[wwinterweb]

Funny Dog Snapchats (see 12 more)

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

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could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[jeremywhitley]

This is what we’ve all been waiting for.

[duffhilary]

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[catchaglimpseofalleble]

Oh i get it now.

[mukejpg-blog]

OH MY GOD IN FCUKING DYINF

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[aguasdelchavo]

trying to sound like a normal interested person in public

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[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

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*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[smitethestate]

I guess the lesson is to never be nice to boys ever.

[onceland]

[babyanimalgifs]

[youreabitweird]

this is so pure

[tjbrodie7]

that takes dedication

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