#1 Orb Connoisseur in the Midwest

Related to the spherical shape -23-

[p2ep]

[maja-paja]

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

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[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[orb-expert]

Information that makes me feel like I'm biting on a chalkboard ☝️ AUUUGAAAHHUGHH my spidey senses (being a crazy paranoid bitch) r tingling oooouuyghhhh

[dogpuppy]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[orb-expert]

Trying 2 play paralives but it wi wont launch and so i am playing around on my computer and exiting and reopening steam and not knowing what 2 do and so that is my computer play time

maybe ome day they'll let me play a game

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[orb-expert]

Revolutionary information coming to light. Oh the horse shall be beat‼️

[northirish]

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[orb-expert]

I keep giving myself tasks to do in my head that I can only do when I go on break and when I go on break I have forgotten the tasks I had given myself to do. No I will not write them down

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore