#1 Orb Connoisseur in the Midwest

Related to the spherical shape -23-

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[orb-expert]

Feeling like the grandchild equivalent to the evil stepmother 😔😔 #wicked grandchild #how is this my fault

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[1girl2jesters]

Do white boys cum red white and blue

[deep-space-atomic-clock]

my new mii: electron cloud

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[orb-expert]

U kno what I'm tired of the shop lead staring at me like he's my lead. Bro idgaf if u think I'm "doing nothing" u don't know my work load stop looking at me!!!! I'm fucjing working here!!!!!!!!!

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[yallstillhere]

*slaps ya post with my meat*

[princessmo]

[lyouve]

i wanna cry but my schedule is tight today

[contemptible-scoundrel]

she thought I was sucking the poison out her wounds for homoerotic purposes but Im really just trying to resell it on the secondhand market

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

[ozempicofficial]

[orb-expert]

Was guilt trip 101 a part of school curriculum or something in the 50s/60s? Bc why tf my grandma so good at it.

[rocketbirdie]

behold. my suite of hot dogs

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon