my fake plastic love

zaynab, 20, she/her too shy to post stuff

[politeasfuck]

I will always be the virgin-prostitute, the perverse angel, the two-faced sinister and saintly woman.

― Anaïs Nin, Henry & June: From a Journal of Love, 1931-1932

[captain-price-returns]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[ot3]

no hate to op at all im screenshotting this for the sake of Making My Own Post instead of adding a subjective contradictory opinion to theirs. but i just can not relate to this way of thinking at all. when something everyone has told me is really good turns out to be really good im overjoyed. i think its awesome when things are good and they get attention for being good. the other option is that only bad shit ever gets popular and that would be a dark reality to live in indeed... the joy i get from being a contrarian hater is always a consolation prize for not getting to actually experience something good, which is always my main goal. i consider this an important part of the hater's ethos

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

[superchat]

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

[superchat]

if anyone can help me find it pls do, i actually think the dialogue was more like

"who do you like?"

"myself of course!"

"haha omg dude!"

*cuts to her room later, kissing the mirror*

"i love you i love you i love you"

[superchat]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

W gay people. W pervert women

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[cult-of-yuri]

[lumierebelge]

[duncebento]

the throat goat could be someone you know

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[dorothyo]

[dogpuppy]

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

it feels wrong when is see doxx written as "dox"... two x's are sexier... sexxier.... yeah baby!