orchidsncrake

19 || he/they || ao3 orchidsncrake || nsfw #my work for fanfics

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[heated-blanket]

RIP bozo status pending

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[storyweavingspider]

Getting cancelled on tumblr because someone went into my blog archives and caught me calling crackers the H word with a hard Y

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[animentality]

[gryffon]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[blanketforcas]

honestly the fact that jensen always goes on about how he wanted to see more of the purgatory storyline with benny is so funny cause he sooo thinks it can only be read as brother-in-arms hashtag no homo and then you give the mic to married-to-garth-in-rl ty olsson and he'll tell you benny's the top next question

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy